7 MP3 Audio clips from Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

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Clip 1

Delia Deetz just can't speak plain English. Everything is so dramatic. But then, her long-suffering husband has been eaten alive by a shark so I guess we can forgive her dramatics on this occasion.

Delia Deetz

Your father's left me.

Lydia Deetz

He's divorcing you?

Delia Deetz

What a horrible thought. No! He's dead!

Clip 2

Charles Deetz went half-way round the world to see birds doing it on the beach. Birds of the feathered variety, of course.

Lydia Deetz

I just spoke to him on Saturday. He was so excited, he thanked me for the binoculars, he said he had observed the mating rituals of the Tuamotu Sandpiper.

Delia Deetz

Yes, he flew halfway around the world to watch birds do it on a beach. And it killed him!

Clip 3

Delores is Beetlejuice's ex-wife. She's a soul-sucker. Literally.

Wolf Jackson

This gal can. She's a soul-sucker.

Beetlejuice

Oh, yeah, you can say that again.

Clip 4

If you're going to propose to someone, there are amazing places to do it. At her father's wake? Not such a great idea. Not appropriate. Actually, kinda sick.

Rory

Will you marry me on Halloween?

Lydia Deetz

Uh... That's... that's in two days!

Rory

Yes, I know. I've already spoken to Father Damien. The church is available.

Father Damien

The Lord's sanctuary welcomes all who seek salvation and everlasting glory. Just not before noon, and between three and four.

Clip 5

Lydia's breathing exercises help her to cope with all that life (and death) throws at her. But they don't do much for her mother's blood pressure.

[LYDIA is doing some strange, guttural breathing exercises]

Delia Deetz

Oh, my God, it's you! I thought a moose was about to attack me.

Clip 6

Rory isn't quite the brave hero he likes to make himself out to be. He's been seeing dead people with shrunken heads everywhere. Luckily, Father Damien is there to comfort him.

Father Damien

Rory?

Rory

Father... I'm seeing these shrunken head people everywhere.

Father Damien

Well, be not afraid, for thine eyes will see strange things. Are you filled with fear and trembling?

Rory

Yes! I'm sh*tting my pants.

Clip 7

Fyodor Dostoevsky wrote Crime and Punishment. I've read it. It's his most famous work. And nowhere in that epic tone does he use the words, "later, fu*ker!"

Beetlejuice

I think it was Dostoevsky who said... "Later, fu*ker!"