Film Funnies | IF (2024)

Bea (Audrey Hoffman / Cailey Fleming) is a young girl who's suffered a lot in her young life. She's lost her mother, her father is undergoing heart surgery, and to top it all, she can now see other childrens' Imaginary Friends (IFs). So she does what any enterprising child would do... she sets up an agency to match children with their perfect IF!

ADDED: 3 July, 2024 | CLIPS: 3

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Clip 1

Blue is a big, cuddly... thing. Not sure what he is. But he's kind of cute. And if you try to stop him speaking, he has a part cute / part annoying meltdown.

Bea

This whole thing is a curse.

Cal

Now you're getting it.

Blue

No, no, no, no! You could do so much good. You could save all of us!

Bea

All of who? And don't say IFs.

[BLUE begins squeaking inhumanly with the effort]

Cal

Um... you should probably let him say it or I think his head may actually explode.

Blue

[Choking]

Bea

Fine.

Blue

Iiiiiiiiffffffffssssssss! Thank you.

Clip 2

Cal needs help. You see, he's an adult who not only sees imaginary friends, but he lives with them. They surround him. So when he says he needs help, never has a truer word been spoken.

Bea

You need help.

Cal

You have no idea how true that statement is. But not in the way that you're thinking.

Clip 3

Have you ever experienced someone emitting a fart so foul that you can actually taste it in your eyeballs? If not, you've probably never been in the military or worked on a gastroenterology ward.

Gummy Bear

And Mom said too much candy isn't good for your tummy, but I said...

[GUMMY BEAR farts horribly]

Oh, my God.

Cal

Wow. My eyes can taste it.

Gummy Bear

I'm so sorry.

Cal

You don't taste that in your eyeballs?

3 MP3 Audio clips from IF (2024)