9 MP3 Audio clips from The Fall Guy (2024)

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Clip 1

Colt Seavers. All-action stunt performer in every Hollywood blockbuster you've ever seen. But he's not really too sure what his middle name is.

Jody Moreno

You have no idea how hard it was for me to make this movie, okay? I just need to focus, so if you're gonna stay here, we need to keep it... like, super profesh.

Colt Seavers

Professional's my middle name.

Jody Moreno

Mm-hmm. I thought your middle name was "Danger."

Colt Seavers

That's a stage name.

Clip 2

Colt Seavers is a gentleman. He won't let Jody walk alone at night. Not even thirty feet. That's just the kind of guy he is.

Jody Moreno

Do you want to drive me to my car?

Colt Seavers

Yeah.

[COLT starts the car, rolls forward about thirty feet and stops]

Jody Moreno

Okay, goodbye.

[JODY exits the vehicle]

Clip 3

Colt is channelling Tom Ryder. And even then, it's obvious that Tom Ryder is a prize-winning d*ckhead.

Colt Seavers

Okay. Tom, long time no see. Gail asked me to check and make sure you're okay.
Colt, thought you were dead. Why you got to be such a pu**y b**ch?
Tom, I'm gonna have to ask you not to refer to me as a pu**y or a b**ch.
Okay, but you got hurt like a pu**y and you're acting like a b**ch.

Clip 4

Tom is looking for clues as to Tom Ryder's whereabouts in his apartment when Iggy attacks him with a samurai sword.

Colt Seavers

I'm just a stunt guy. I'm working on Metalstorm, too.

Iggy Starr

You lie! We're only on Metalstorm 1.

Colt Seavers

I meant also!

Clip 5

Gail Meyer. She's an agent. Tom Ryder's agent, to be precise. And because he's a pr**k, so is she. Or is it the other way around? Who made who a pr**k?

Gail Meyer

Colt, you're... you look like you've been busy.

Colt Seavers

Yeah, real busy, Gail.

Gail Meyer

Yeah, good.

Colt Seavers

Lot of running around, Gail.

Gail Meyer

We'll get a drink and discuss that. But right now, the studio are... so far up my ass, I can taste them.

Clip 6

A movie's not a movie unless it contains at least one quote from Notting Hill. Controversial, I know but ask yourself... am I wrong?

Colt Seavers

Well, I have to admit that I'm surprised to hear you say that.

Jody Moreno

Why?

Colt Seavers

Well, I'm just a boy in a neon suit standing in front of a girl, reminding her that Notting Hill is her favourite movie and she watches Love Actually every year at Christmas.

Clip 7

Colt has had enough of Gail's attempts to smooth things over. He's not listening to her any more. It's time to involve the proper authorities, whether she likes it or not.

Colt Seavers

I went to Ryder's apartment just like you told me. That's where Iggy with the sword gave me the neon suit and they sent me to the man with the leopard print head. He goes by the name of Doone. It was Doone's goons who dirtied my Shirley, and not in a fun way, Gail. I think they were trying to kill me, Gail!

Gail Meyer

Step away and calm down. I am gonna handle everything.

Colt Seavers

No more handling! I want the police!

Gail Meyer

You're very aggressive.

Colt Seavers

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to yell. I want the police.

Gail Meyer

You are not gonna talk to the police. You don't talk to anyone about this, okay? You listen to me.

Colt Seavers

I'm calling the police.

Gail Meyer

You are not talking to the police.

[A POLICE OFFICER knocks on COLT'S car window]

Police Officer

Excuse me, sir.

Gail Meyer

Wait, who's there? Who's there? Who's there?

Colt Seavers

It's the police. I'm gonna talk to them.

Gail Meyer

No, no, no, no, no! Don't talk...

[COLT hangs up on GAIL]

Clip 8

Colt. He has a great memory. He never forgets a... fist.

Tom Ryder

You remember old Dressy, right?

[DRESSY punches COLT in the stomach]

Dressy

Stuntman.

Colt Seavers

I never forget a fist.

Clip 9

What's needed, in order to get Tom Ryder to confess, is a plan. A good plan. A fool-proof plan. And then Colt can kick the sh*t out of him.

Colt Seavers (via a voicechanger)

You're gonna finish this movie.

Jody Moreno

No, I'm gonna clear your name. Okay, now listen.

Colt Seavers

Why can't we do both?

Jody Moreno

I think we can. We're gonna bring him to set, in a controlled environment, and then we surround him...

Colt Seavers

And we beat the sh*t out of him.

Jody Moreno

No. We're gonna force a confession out of him by putting him in a scene.

Colt Seavers

Right.

Jody Moreno

You know, he always forgets he's mic'd.

Colt Seavers

That's better.

Jody Moreno

I just don't know how to do it yet.

Colt Seavers

I know how to do that. Make him do his own stunt.

Jody Moreno

The impossible jump.

Colt Seavers

Then we beat the sh*t out of him.

Second AC

One seventy-four, alpha, take two.

[A clapperboard is heard closing]