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21 MP3 Audio clips from Obliterated (2023)

When a deadly terrorist network threatens to blow up Las Vegas, an elite special forces group are deployed to prevent the disaster. Problem 1: They party a little too hard. Problem 2: Things are about to spiral hopelessly out of control. Can they beat the odds and save Vegas?

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Timestamp: 2024-06-10 | Added: 2024-05-16
Obliterated

Obliterated

© 2023 Counterbalance Entertainment

When a deadly terrorist network threatens to blow up Las Vegas, an elite special forces group are deployed to prevent the disaster. Problem 1: They party a little too hard. Problem 2: Things are about to spiral hopelessly out of control. Can they beat the odds and save Vegas?

UPDATED: | CLIPS: 21

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT!

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Clip 1

S01 E01: "Real American Heroes"

Maya "Tech Chick" Lerner has a crush on Chad McKnight. He's her hero. So even when he throws her a (semi) professional compliment, it sets her pulse racing.

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Chad McKnight

You're the tits, Tech Chick.

Maya Lerner

I'm the tits.

Clip 2

S01 E01: "Real American Heroes"

Haggerty has one thumb because he works in bomb disposal. But cut the guy some slack... he's just saved Las Vegas.

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Haggerty

Who has one thumb and just saved Las Vegas? This guy!

Clip 3

S01 E01: "Real American Heroes"

Maya likes to think there's sexual chemistry between her and McKnight. Which is why she's always tripping herself up like this.

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Chad McKnight

Everyone's invited. Ready to get fu*ked up, Tech Chick?

Maya Lerner

Ready to get fu*ked... up.

Clip 4

S01 E01: "Real American Heroes"

Paul is on the phone to his wife, apologising that he missed his daughter's prom to be on this mission. So Chad steps in to help. And does quite the opposite.

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Paul Yung

Honey. That's not fair. You know I wanted to be there. This mission was important. What? No, of course I'm not saying our daughter's not important. What the...

[CHAD takes the phone from PAUL]

Chad McKnight

Hey, Paul's wife, Chad McKnight here. I just want to say your husband was a real hero today. He did some crazy sh*t. Why don't we cut the guy some slack, let him have some fun? Huh? Maybe a couple of lap dances. A "Handy" at most. Hello? She hung up. Fu*k, dude.

Paul Yung

Thanks a lot.

Clip 5

S01 E01: "Real American Heroes"

It's all gone horribly wrong and Paul takes the opportunity to remind his colleagues that he avoids alcohol to avoid screw-ups. Chad isn't impressed.

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Paul Yung

You see? This is why I don't drink.

Chad McKnight

Oh! Good for you, Paul. We should all be so fu*king boring. Fu*k!

Clip 6

S01 E01: "Real American Heroes"

The team have gathered in Ava's hotel room. The room smells of sex, there's a used condom on the bed... it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce that somebody got their fu*k on in there.

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Angela Gomez

Smells like somebody got their fu*k on in here.

Ava Winters

Nobody got their fu*k on in here.

Paul Yung

Somebody definitely fornicated in here.

Chad McKnight

She couldn't have been that good. Dude clearly didn't finish.

Ava Winters

Probably some limp-d*ck with erectile dysfunction.

Clip 7

S01 E02: "Born in the U.S.S.R."

If you happen to be looking over a colleague's shoulder and see a pretty girl on his phone, just remember... it might be his daughter as opposed to his girlfriend. So don't say it, okay?

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Haggerty

Damn. She's pretty hot.

Paul Yung

That's my daughter.

Haggerty

I figured. She looks just like you.

Clip 8

S01 E02: "Born in the U.S.S.R."

There's always a clown. In every class, in every company, in every team... and that clown is Chad McKnight. He just can't keep quiet for two minutes.

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Chad McKnight

She's cute for a suit.

Angela Gomez

Careful, Mac.

Chad McKnight

I don't sh*t where I eat.

Ava Winters

Senior Chief McKnight, is it?

Chad McKnight

That's the name my mama gave me.

Ava Winters

Something you want to share?

Chad McKnight

No, ma'am. Just ready to make these commie bastards eat sh*t.

Ava Winters

Well, as my tactical lead on this op, this is the most important briefing of your entire life. So pay attention. I'm gonna be using some big words and, unlike in high school, there'll be no band geek to cheat off of.

[The team laugh]

Chad McKnight

The fu*k you laughing at?

Clip 9

S01 E02: "Born in the U.S.S.R."

Knowing that Trunk is gay has made Chad a little more politically correct. He now appends his homophobic remarks with disclaimers. Shame he can't just self-censor, really.

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Ava Winters

Now, get your sh*t together! We have six hours and fifty-four minutes to find the nuke.

Chad McKnight

Can't wait to kick the sh*t out of that Russian c*cksucker. Not that there's... anything wrong with sucking c*cks. To each his own, or her own... or their own.

Clip 10

S01 E02: "Born in the U.S.S.R."

Koslov is in custody. So is his "crypto guy", Mr. Chen. Koslov is as hard as nails. Mr. Chen is p*ssing himself like a nervous three-month-old. He's not going to last five minutes!

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Ava Winters

Has Koslov been isolated for interrogation?

Agent

Yes, we followed your instructions to the letter. He hasn't made any statements yet, but maybe you'll have more luck.

Ava Winters

And our crypto terrorist, Mr. Chen?

Agent

It's his first time in custody, which is probably why he p*ssed himself... twice.

Clip 11

S01 E02: "Born in the U.S.S.R."

What Ava means when she says, "the guy with the ear" is the Russian with a cauliflower ear. But since most people have ears, it's not really a helpful descriptive term.

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Ava Winters

The guy with the ear.

Chad McKnight

That really narrows it down.

Clip 12

S01 E02: "Born in the U.S.S.R."

Big Willy's is a strip club. For women. And men who are into other men. It features men, waving their... well, I'll let you work that out for yourselves.

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Ava Winters

Got her. Her credit card was swiped at a place called Engorge LLC.

Chad McKnight

What the hell is that?

Lana

Oh! That's a credit card alias for Big Willy's.

Paul Yung

All right, we need to work up intel on this Big Willy fellow.

Angela Gomez

It's d*cks, Paul.

Lana

Yeah, it's a strip club.

Clip 13

S01 E02: "Born in the U.S.S.R."

When you're a rotary-wing (helicopter) pilot, it's best to stay clear of alcohol and drugs. Because a helicopter will fall from the sky far quicker than a fixed wing aircraft.

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Chad McKnight

Thank God, Air Force stayed sober. Great shot, Paul! Fu*k yeah!

Paul Yung

That's the job, McKnight. I always have my eyes on you.

[Thanks to PAUL's drug-induced state, an imaginary GREMLIN appears in the co-pilot's seat]

Gremlin

And I always have my eyes on you, Paulie. We smoked that b**ch good.

Paul Yung

What the...

Gremlin

Trust me, if your wife saw that sh*t, she'd be sucking both our d*cks. Oh, yeah.

[The GREMLIN begins miming performing oral sex on two penises simultaneously]

That's your wife!

Paul Yung

What the fu*k?

Clip 14

S01 E03: "Craps"

Chad just can't help himself. He's always on the look out for a double entendre. Even when the situation makes it inappropriate to point it out. Like this one, for example.

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Ava Winters

Lerner, can you access the cameras?

Maya Lerner

Casino security is a fickle b**ch. I'll try through a back door.

Chad McKnight

I knew a girl like that in high school. Good luck.

Clip 15

S01 E03: "Craps"

Lana isn't the sort of person you want sitting next to you on the stake-out. She bores easily and only has three working brain cells.

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[HAGGERTY farts]

Maya Lerner

Ugh!

Lana

Oh! I'm not sitting back there in that stink.

Maya Lerner

I'm doing important government business.

Lana

So was I, but now I'm bored. Ugh. I can't even get on TikTok.

Clip 16

S01 E03: "Craps"

It's Chad and his unbearable double entendres again. This time, it's about pulling out before someone comes. Which, apparently, is his standard operating procedure.

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Chad McKnight

We should move closer, see if we can hear what's going on inside.

Ava Winters

It's too risky, if he exits the room, we'll be exposed.

Chad McKnight

We'll see on the tracker if he goes to the door.

Ava Winters

Okay, but we pull out before he comes. Don't... don't.

Chad McKnight

I didn't. But that is my standard operating procedure.

Clip 17

S01 E03: "Craps"

Haggerty just can't keep his ass under control. Mind you, he is unconscious, so farts and worse are to be expected, I guess. Not nice in the confines of a vehicle, though.

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[HAGGERTY sh*ts his pants]

Lana

Oh, my God.

Maya Lerner

What?

Lana

That's more than a fart. Haggerty just sh*t his pants.

Clip 18

S01 E04: "Walks of Shame"

Haggerty is still unconscious. Not even the crash woke him. And he still has a non-negotiable erection.

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Ava Winters

The console's destroyed.

Chad McKnight

[Referring to a still comatose HAGGERTY]

He alive?

Angela Gomez

He's got a pulse. How the fu*k that crash didn't wake him up though?

Chad McKnight

And how the fu*k does he still have a hard-on?

Clip 19

S01 E04: "Walks of Shame"

Lerner is still jealous of Winters for her "liaison" with McKnight. But it's got to stop. So, Lerner tackles the issue head-on.

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Ava Winters

All right, Lerner. I'm only gonna say this once. McKnight was a drunken mistake and none of your fu*king business. So cut the jealous junior high bullsh*t and get your head in the game. You have a job to do.

Maya Lerner

You were having sex in junior high?

Clip 20

S01 E04: "Walks of Shame"

McKnight and Winters need to make it back to Vegas. They're in the middle of a desert, in the dark and without any weapons. Things couldn't get any worse. Could they?

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Chad McKnight

Yeah... I'm more than just a pretty face. And I would know a hell of a lot more, too if you would let me take Litvin when I wanted.

Ava Winters

Or you would have gotten nothing out of him. We'd have no intel on this new faction, no fu*king clue where the nuke is, and we'd be worse off than we are right now.

[McKNIGHT and WINTERS realise they're standing on the edge of a cliff]

Chad McKnight

Guess again.

Ava Winters

Fu*k me!

Ava Winters

Tried that already. Didn't get us anywhere.

Clip 21

S01 E04: "Walks of Shame"

What Ava needs right now is a phone. But Crazy Susan doesn't have one. The best she can offer is a CB radio which is only of use for hooking up with long-haul truckers who want a hand-job.

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Ava Winters

Susan, I really need to get in touch with my boss. Any chance you have a phone -

Crazy Susan

Fu*k no, I don't have no fu*kin' phone! You think I'm gonna let the government tap my sh*t? Oh! I do have a CB radio, but all you can raise on that is long-haul truckers who want to get a wa*k. If you're into that sort of thing... I am into that sort of thing.