Hale & Pace | Season 10
© 1986 London Weekend Television
Hale & Pace was the comedy sketch show of Gareth Hale & Norman Pace which first hit UK screens in 1986 and went on for 12 years. During its run, it spawned a number of popular and oft-quoted characters and provided some equally memorable spoof musical numbers. It got funnier as time went on which is why we start slowly and build up!
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How do you get your teenager to do something they don't want to do? Threats? Violence? No. No need. Just start regaling him or her with stories of what you and their mother get up to in bed. Da-daaaa!
Jamie, I'm getting really annoyed. Will you please go and do as you are told.
[JAMIE doesn't move]
Right. I'm going to get really cross with you, in a minute.
What's going on?
I've told him to tidy his room and he just ignores me.
Jamie, do as your mother says. Go and tidy your room.
Oh, this is terrible! I can't do a thing with him.
Go and do it NOW. I'm warning you, young man.
Oh, p*ss off!
Right. That's it.
What you gonna do? Put me over your knee and spank me?
I'm sorry to have to do this to you, Jamie but I'm afraid you leave me no option. Before sex, I arouse your mother by using the tip of my tongue to stimulate her nipples.
What? Urrgh. No!
Your mother enjoys many and various different sexual positions, she's very experimental in bed.
Oh, that's disgusting. All right, I'll tidy my room.
Yes and then you'll clean my car for me.
Oh, get lost.
All right. I'll do it!
If only personal ads were more honest. Like this one, for example. The woman sounds perfect. The guy... sad, loud, immature, and hung like a shrew.
You're sad, loud, immature and hung like a shrew?
Single, fun-loving non-smoker?
That's me. Hi. Nice to meet you!