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2 MP3 Audio clips from Season 1 of The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer (1993)

Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer are household names in the UK. Their brand of humour is whacky, irreverent and... well, insane really! The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer was the show that fired them into stardom and introduced us to their cast of equally zany characters.

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Timestamp: 2023-05-15 | Added: 2023-05-15
The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer

The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer | Season 1

© 1993 Channel X

Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer are household names in the UK. Their brand of humour is whacky, irreverent and... well, insane really! The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer was the show that fired them into stardom and introduced us to their cast of equally zany characters.

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S01 E01

Remember Jilly Goolden and Oz Clarke? They used to review wines. On television. She'd say things like, "Mmmm, I'm getting freshly cut grass and ozone." Which was clearly bullsh*t!

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Jilly Goolden

Thank you, Derek. Yes, the first gas we tried was lighter fuel.

[GOOLDEN inhales from a can of lighter fuel]

Mmm. Something of everything there. Apples rotting in an old school desk, a dartboard on fire near a toothpick farm, a newt on holiday in Tangiers. What did you think, Oz?

Oz Clarke

I love you.

Jilly Goolden

The next gas we tried was marsh gas.

[GOOLDEN inhales the gas]

Mmm. Meow, Oz! That's clouds and poodle's balls. The very lightest of hair that drops from a pensioner following a curly perm. What did you think, Oz?

[OZ has, under the influence of hallucinogenic gas, briefly turned into an owl]

Oz Clarke

[Hooting]

I love you.

Clip 2

S01 E06

Barry White. Love him or hate him, he's iconic. The walrus of love. And that means that he's susceptible to a little mockery in Vic Reeves' own inimitable style.

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Barry White

I'm looking forward to this evening, love.
I've got some chop suey boiling up on the fire.
The temperature's rising, oh yeah.
Show us your knickers!
I'm feeling erotic.
Oh, that's great, man.
I'm just an old owl in love with a sexy lady and an oven glove.
Whoa! That's great, man.
Now where was I, love?
Oh, aye... put down that kebab.
Put your arms in the air.
That's great.
Lovely, sweaty armpits!
Oh, I'm just an old owl in love with a sexy lady and an oven glove.
Oh baby, oh yeah.
The heat from the fire has made her legs go red,
I'm gonna have to rub Savlon on them before we go to bed.
But all I really want now...