It's not often that Reverend Lovejoy deviates from his tried-and-tested sermon but today, he's trying something new. He's handing over to a volunteer from the congregation. You have two guesses!
Now, today I'd like to try something a little different. I'm gonna call on one of
[The congregation gasp and recoil in horror]
Now, the word of God dwells within everyone. I want you to let that word out. Let your spirit -
[Raising his hand]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
What is it, Ned?
The good Lord is telling me to confess to something.
[With his fingers crossed]
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay!
An immodest sense of pride in our community.
Lisa has met Colin and fallen instantly in love. Colin's from Ireland, his father's a musician and he cares about the environment. But his father is NOT Bono. Okay? He's NOT Bono.
I haven't seen you at school.
Just moved from Ireland. My Dad's a musician.
Is he -
He's not Bono.
I just thought because you're Irish and you care about -
What kind of father dares his nine-year-old son to skateboard to Krusty Burger
Homer. That's who. And are we surprised? No. Not really, no. naked?!
All right, boy. Time for the ultimate dare. I dare
you to skateboard to Krusty Burger... and back... na-ked!
But girls might see my doodle.
When Bart accepts Homer's dare to skateboard naked to Krusty Burger, he's not expecting to end up colliding with the window of Krusty Burger and distracting Ned Flanders from saying grace.
Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful -
[BART slams into the window of Krusty Burger stark naked]
Rod & Todd
Krusty owns Krusty Burger. And he's always on the look-out for unhealthy items to add to his already questionable menu. Take The Clogger, for instance. Only, don't. It's dripping in cholesterol.
Hey hey! It's your old pal, Krusty. For my new pork sandwich, The Clogger. If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
We may have included Krusty's laugh as a ringtone before, but this one is a doozy.
Spider Pig. It's the song that Homer makes up off the top of his head, which makes absolutely no sense and yet, somehow, is still really very catchy. Grab this one as a ringtone.
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is a Spider Pig! ♪
With Lake Springfield now a toxic cocktail, Mayor Quimby takes decisive action. He declares a state of emergency and thereby triggers the involvement of the Environmental Protection Agency. Yikes!
This is serious, people. Now more dumping in the lake. I hereby declare a state of emergency. Code black.
[The crowd gasp]
Black? Ha! That's the worst colour there is. No offence there, Carl.
I get it all the time.
Mocking your little sister about having a boyfriend is bad enough but when she's already at the end of her tether, it's an exceptionally stupid idea. As Bart is about to discover.
Lisa's got a boyfriend, that she'll never see again!
[LISA punches BART and he falls to the ground]
Springfield is a ticking time-bomb. Literally. And Marge, whilst still angry with Homer, discovers that she still misses him. And so does Bart. But for an entirely different reason, it seems.
Despite everything, I miss your father.
Me, too. His big, fat ass could shield us all!
The treasure of Iamawiener. Of course it doesn't exist. It's just a ruse to make your victim say, "I am a wiener!" And there's no victim more deserving than Russ Cargill.
Wait! If you kill my Dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried.
Uh... the treasure of Iamawiener.
[BART and HOMER laugh]
Charles Montgomery Burns. He's all heart. I'm not sure if he's a sociopath or a psychopath and, to be honest, it doesn't matter because... well, he's an a**hole, isn't he?!
Smithers... I don't believe in suicide but... if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch!