13 MP3 Audio clips from Red Notice (2021)

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Clip 1

After a spirited foot-chase around the Museo Nazionale di Castel Sant'Angelo in Rome, John Hartley has finally cornered his prey. Just how will this play out?

Nolan Booth

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jesus, you scared me. I know you. You're the... you're the slow bald guy that's been chasing me.

John Hartley

What do you got in the bag?

Nolan Booth

You're American. What brings you to Rome?

John Hartley

Gelato, the Colosseum.

Nolan Booth

Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful place.

John Hartley

Yeah.

Nolan Booth

First time?

John Hartley

Yep.

Nolan Booth

That was a fun foot chase though, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks. Who knew it'd end up like this?

John Hartley

I did.

Nolan Booth

Right.

John Hartley

Fun's over, Nolan Booth. Give me the bag, turn around, put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest.

Nolan Booth

Okay. Well, hold on one sec. I just have two questions. Okay. Um... first question, where'd you get that jacket? It's a statement piece. Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering... "Worth it." And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it. You know, baby... baby did a bad, bad thing. Yeah. But you don't happen to have, like, a badge or somethin' tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?

John Hartley

I don't need to show you my badge because I've got a gun.

Nolan Booth

Here's the thing, though... you're putting me in bit of a pickle with this because without proper identification, how do I know who you are? For all I know, you could be the bad guy, and I could be the other bad guy.

Clip 2

Surrounded by armed police in his own home and playing unwitting host to John Hartley and Urvashi Das, the game is finally up for Nolan Booth.

Nolan Booth

You sure you brought enough guns?

Urvashi Das

What can I say? I like to be thorough.

Nolan Booth

No way, José. The intrepid Inspector Das.

Urvashi Das

I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that.

[She takes the egg]

Thank you.

Nolan Booth

It's nice to meet a fan.

Urvashi Das

Oh, that's cute. You wanna know what else is cute? Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries, I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial, given your escape history. What are you, six for six now?

Nolan Booth

Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.

Urvashi Das

Keep making your jokes because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.

Nolan Booth

Your Instagram account?

John Hartley

You know, I'm really starting to not like you.

Clip 3

If you're a cop and you're sent to prison, the last thing you want your fellow inmates knowing is that you're a cop. You want to keep that firmly under wraps. Which is a shame for John Hartley.

John Hartley

I know what you're doing. Don't do that.

Nolan Booth

I'm not doing anything.

John Hartley

I know what you're doing.

Nolan Booth

I'm not doing anything.

John Hartley

Listen to me -

Nolan Booth

These guys here, if they find out... they find out you're a C-O-P... this is a room full of... of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts. We gotta make sure they know that you're not a cop.

[BOOTH stands up and addresses the entire prison population in the canteen]

John Hartley

Listen to me. I beg -

Nolan Booth

NYET POLITSIYA! GUYS? NYET POLITSIYA. NOT A COP. THIS MAN IS NOT A COP, ALL RIGHT? GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS RIGHT NOW! HE'S A PROFILER FOR THE FBI, WHICH DOES FALL UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, BUT NOT A COP. IT'S SIMILAR, BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. IT'S A COMPLICATED BACKSTORY. THIS IS OUR GOOD FRIEND, SPECIAL AGENT JOHN HARTLEY. LET'S GIVE HIM A WARM WELCOME TO THE PRISON, GUYS.

[BOOTH begins clapping but, surprisingly, nobody else joins in!]

Clip 4

When The Bishop (not a real Bishop, obviously) pays Booth and Hartley in their Russian prison, it's not a friendly gesture. No. She's ALL business this one.

John Hartley

Well, too bad for you nobody knows where the third egg is.

The Bishop

He didn't tell you? You didn't tell him?

John Hartley

Didn't tell me what?

Nolan Booth

I don't know what she's talking about.

The Bishop

Your cellmate here knows exactly where the third egg is.

Nolan Booth

She's lying. I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to God.

[THE BISHOP plays a voice recording on her phone and we hear BOOTH's voice]

Recording

I know where the third egg is. I swear to God.

Nolan Booth

Yes, that is me. Scratch that. That was me. I did say that.

Clip 5

I'd never noticed this about Dwayne Johnson before. Why would I? But now that Nolan Booth has said it... yeah. There's something decidedly phallic about the back of his head.

John Hartley

Can you fly a helicopter?

Nolan Booth

Does the back of your head look like a huge penis? The answer is yes!

Clip 6

You'd be forgiven at first for thinking that in this scene, The Bishop is speaking to a counsellor. But no. She's speaking to a guy she's taken hostage in his own office.

The Bishop

Maybe that's my problem. I'm so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do, that I can never just fully relax and just be. Is that normal?

Analyst

[Muffled by his gag]

How the fu*k would I know?!

Clip 7

Accessing Soto Voce's vault will require both his voice and his face. Which sounds impossible. Luckily, Nolan Booth has a plan.

John Hartley

How are we gonna get his voice and his facial?

Nolan Booth

Well, first off, a positive mental attitude helps. But so does some pretty kick-ass deepfake technology. Spooky, right? If you have more than twelve images on the Internet, I can send your mom a video of you mouth-sexing a goat. I'm not saying I'm gonna do that, I'm just saying I could if I wanted to. If I had enough time and enough pictures.

[BOOTH begins taking multiple photographs of HARTLEY on his iPad]

Clip 8

You can always rely on a quip from Nolan Booth, even when he's handcuffed, vulnerable and in mortal danger.

Nolan Booth

I didn't see the handcuffs coming. Mm, was a nice touch. God, this is such a confusing erection.

Clip 9

Nolan Booth just isn't willing to play ball. Not with The Bishop. But how to tell her that without offending her? Hmm. Quite the conundrum.

Nolan Booth

P*ss off for a thousand years.

Clip 10

The marriage of convenience between Soto Voce and The Bishop is over. She's left. And Soto blames Nolan Booth.

Soto Voce

You did this. This is your fault. She was mine.

Nolan Booth

Honey, honey, honey, homegirl is a hard ten. And you look like... like a muscular toddler.

Clip 11

Ed Sheeran himself plays a cameo in Red Notice. He's the wedding singer. And he's being arrested and wrestled away by some heavy-handed cops. To which he has this to say.

Ed Sheeran

Get off me. Do you know who I am? I was in Game of Thrones! I'm Ed Sheeran, b**ch!

Clip 12

Nolan Booth makes an unexpected return on a yacht to ruin John Hartley's day. Yet again.

Nolan Booth

This gouda is disappointing. Such a fancy yacht, you'd think they could stock some decent cheeses.

The Bishop

That's not cheese. That's uncooked pork.

[BOOTH spits the stuff into the ocean]

Nolan Booth

I've heard tapeworms can be quite slimming.

Clip 13

The final quip of the movie comes courtesy of Nolan Booth. Of course it does. He's the king of the one-liners.

John Hartley

You know what I think is funny, Booth?

Nolan Booth

Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.