Film Funnies | Robot Chicken (2005) Season 8

Robot Chicken | Season 8

Robot Chicken is the brainchild of Seth Green, Matthew Senreich and Mike Fasolo. It principally uses stop-motion animation to create short satirical sketches based either on current affairs or popular media. And it's funny. It's REALLY funny. Like Family Guy, it does not discriminate. It attacks everyone, regardless of religion, colour, gender or belief equally.

UPDATED: 11 January, 2022 | CLIPS: 145

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT!

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Clip 1

S08 E01: "Garbage Sushi"

Ariel. She might be a Disney princess but she's also a mermaid. Which means that her reproductive system wouldn't quite be a match for Eric's.

Ariel

Oh, Eric. You've made this Little Mermaid's dreams come true. I'm finally a real girl and it's our wedding night.

[She giggles coquettishly and a large quantity of roe gushes from her... well, her lady garden]

Do you want me to leave while you jerk off onto my eggs? I'd rather stay and watch if that's okay.

Clip 2

S08 E03: "Zeb and Kevin Erotic Hot Tub Canvas"

Imagine having the magical powers of Samantha from Bewitched. It would save a lot of hassle, right? No eating prunes and figs when things get a little tricky in the bathroom department.

Samantha

[Sitting on the toilet]

Ohhhhh. I'm constipated.

[She does her trademark blink and the world falls noisily from her bottom]

Ooooh! That's better.

[To camera]

Come on, there's no way this didn't happen at some point.

Clip 3

S08 E03: "Zeb and Kevin Erotic Hot Tub Canvas"

Oh, no. Oh, HELL no. No. No, no, no. This will destroy your childhood. Because if the Chipmunks couldn't be trusted, then just who CAN you trust? Jesus. Someone take Simon outside and stomp on him.

Simon

Simon says, touch your nose.

[Laughs]

Good! Simon says, pat your head.

[Laughs]

Good! Simon says put your bathing-suit area up against the TV screen. Good! Alvin's not the only one who can score with the ladies.

[SIMON begins licking the camera lens]

Clip 4

S08 E03: "Zeb and Kevin Erotic Hot Tub Canvas"

Lost in Space. Could it be that Doctor Zachary Smith had a secret? A horrible, festering, evil, unmentionable secret? Well, if Robot is right, he certainly did.

Robot

Danger, danger, Will Robinson.

Zachary Smith

It's always, "Danger this, Will Robinson, danger that, Will Robinson." How come you never mention me in your warnings?

Robot

Sorry. Let me try that again. Danger, danger, Will Robinson. Doctor Smith is a child molester.

[ZACHARY SMITH runs away]

Clip 5

S08 E11: "Fridge Smell"

Bigfoot. A sasquatch. The Abominable Snowman. Is he real? And if he is, is it true what they say about men with big feet? It certainly is in my case but what about a Yeti?!

[With a resounding roar, Bigfoot erupts from the tree line to intercept two women walking in the forest]

Susan

Oh, my GOD! IT'S BIGFOOT!

Friend

Wait a minute, Susan. You know what they say about guys with big feet.

[They swoon]

V/O

And so began the legend of "Big Dick."

Clip 6

S08 E12: "Western Hay Batch"

I never understood those dolls which soil themselves. I mean, what adult thought that a child would like to spend her free time cleaning a plastic baby's bottom? It's ludicrous.