Robot Chicken | Season 6
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Robot Chicken is the brainchild of Seth Green, Matthew Senreich and Mike Fasolo. It principally uses stop-motion animation to create short satirical sketches based either on current affairs or popular media. And it's funny. It's REALLY funny. Like Family Guy, it does not discriminate. It attacks everyone, regardless of religion, colour, gender or belief equally.
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Clip 1 S06 E07: "In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones" |
Boys naturally seek their father's advice about all sorts of things. Which is great. Except when fathers get completely the wrong end of the stick and start discussing THIS on a walk through the park. |
Boy |
Dad... do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling? |
Dad |
You mean from the collection of smegma around the head of my uncircumcised penis? |
Boy |
WHAT THE HELL?! NO! |
Dad |
Well, it's natural, son. Smegma's the build-up of fatty deposits given off by skin cells. |
Boy |
Oh, Dad... stop! I'm gonna puke! |
Dad |
Which congeal around the penis glans, like... well, cottage cheese. |
Boy |
What the fu*k is wrong with you? |
Dad |
Which is why I use... Smeg-Away. |
Boy |
Dad, I meant feeling fresh and awake in the morning. I'm having trouble getting up in the morning. |
Dad |
Oh. Well, Smeg-Away is not going to help with that. |
Boy |
I KNOW! |
Dad |
YOU'D BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY SMELLY D*CK! |
Clip 2 S06 E07: "In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones" |
DeVry University is ranked 342nd in America and 865th in the world. Little wonder The Scarecrow wasn't too happy to receive his diploma from The Wizard of Oz. |
Wizard |
And for you, Scarecrow... a brain. |
Scarecrow |
DeVry University? If you wanna call me an a**hole, do it to my face. |
Wizard |
You're an a**hole. |
Clip 3 S06 E10: "Collateral Damage in Gang Turf War" |
Disneyland. The Happiest Place on Earth™. But I'm not sure that Walt Disney had THIS in mind when he said that. It's a place for happy times, not happy endings. |
Narrator |
Disneyland is a magical place that's fun for the whole family. Even teenagers. Because at Disneyland, there are dozens of secret places for young people to give each other hand-jobs. Come ride The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh and when you exit, make a left at the water fountain and find the perfect nook to give or receive a hand-job. Fill your Hand-job Passport with stamps from locations like behind the dumpster next to the Matterhorn, under the baby changing station in Critter Country or under the President's desk in Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. Because as Walt Disney said... |
Walt Disney |
Disneyland is the Happiest Place on Earth™ for teenagers to jizz all over each other's young hands. |
Clip 4 S06 E12: "Butchered in Burbank" |
This is what it must be like to be a DJ on Heart FM in the UK. Same songs, all day, every day. I'd probably shoot myself in the head, too. |
DJ |
And that was La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La, smurfing up the charts. Before that, we heard La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La. Now, at number eighty-four, here's La-La-La-La-La-La-La. |
Jingle |
♪ La-La-La-La, Smurf Radio ♪ |
[The DJ cocks a firearm... and shoots himself in the head] |
Clip 5 S06 E12: "Butchered in Burbank" |
Remember those Read-Along books you used to get when you were a kid? Well, imagine if Gary Glitter, Jeffrey Epstein or Jimmy Saville were put in charge of writing them. Jesus... imagine that! |
Unicorn |
[Whinnies] |
Welcome to my book. When you hear my magical unicorn noise... |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
... you'll know it's time to turn the page. Let's try it. |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
What a lovely day to prance through the forest. Say, do you hear voices? |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
Those kids look like they're having fun. But I know how to make it even more fun. |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
Ha ha ha! Come and get your clothes. If you can! |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
Wanna have fun like us? Maybe you should lose those clothes. |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
Really! Get those clothes off. |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
I'm dead serious, kids. |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
[Whinnies] |
There you go. |
[Magical unicorn noise] |
Know what's also fun? Licking this book. |
Clip 6 S06 E15: "Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm" |
It's a gritty, black and white, film noir crime movie. A man knocks on a door. A flap opens and he's asked for a password. Well, what would YOU say? |
Speakeasy Man |
What's the password? |
Man |
Password? |
Speakeasy Man |
No. |
Man |
1-2-3-4-5? |
Speakeasy Man |
No. |
Man |
Do you have a dog? |
Speakeasy Man |
Yeah. Her name's Muffin. |
Man |
Is the password Muffin? |
Speakeasy Man |
Yes, it is! Come on in! |
Clip 7 S06 E16: "Eaten by Cats" |
Bear-alis. The roofie especially formulated for bear sex. Want to fu*k a bear? Then reach for Bear-alis. |
V/O |
You never know when the mood for bear sex will strike. But when it does, be ready with Bear-alis, the roofie formulated especially for bears. Bear-alis is the only animal tranquiliser pill proven to work fast and last a long time. So you can fu*k that bear right away and then, after you've had time to re-boner, go for the deuce. Ask your doctor about Bear-alis. Side-effects may include sudden death from an inadequately tranquilised bear and / or nausea and suicidal thoughts at the realisation you just fu*ked a bear against his or her will. |
Clip 8 S06 E16: "Eaten by Cats" |
I've never stopped to think about it but... yeah. Goofy and Clarabelle being a couple is decidedly weird. Inter-species relationships are wrong, folks. Just plain wrong. |
Minnie |
So, Goofy... did your parents take it okay when you told them you and Clarabelle are... together? |
Goofy |
Well of course, Minnie! Why wouldn't they? |
Mickey |
Because she's a cow and you're a dog. It's... it's... un-natural. |
Donald |
Somebody finally said it! |
Goofy |
But, gosh, guys... there... there isn't anybody like me out there. |
Mickey |
Well, there's Pluto. |
[PLUTO is... cleaning himself] |
Goofy |
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. |
Clip 9 S06 E19: "Choked on a Bottle Cap" |
City Slickers would have been a very different movie if Robot Chicken had written the screenplay. Thank God they didn't is all I can say. |
Curly Washburn |
When you've been out here as long as I have, out on the prairie, just you and nature and the sky... you learn that it's all about one thing. |
Mitch Robbins |
What's your one thing? |
Curly Washburn |
I fu*k cows. |