Ghosts (UK) | Season 2
© 2019 Monumental Pictures
When Alison and Mike unexpectedly inherit Button House, they don't realise that it comes with more than its fair share of ghosts. A caveman who lived and died on the site during the paleolithic era, a murdered lady of the house, a burned witch, a skewered Scoutmaster, a camp Army Captain, a frustrated poet... And they all become the most unlikely of friends.
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Clip 1 S02 E01: "The Grey Lady" |
Alison is keeping the ghosts entertained. In Pat's case, that's watching all of the World Cup football (soccer) matches that he's missed since his untimely death on VHS. |
Alison |
So, where did we get to? |
Pat |
Uh... World Cup '86. It's the quarter finals. |
Alison |
England / Argentina? All right. |
Julian |
Ahhhhh... the hand of God. |
Pat |
You what? |
Julian |
Maradona. Scores with a handball. Swings the match. |
Pat |
Well, don't tell me the sc - |
Julian |
Two one to Argentina. |
Pat |
What's wrong with you? You absolute - |
Robin |
TICKET! |
[This sounds like "d*ckhead"] |
Alison |
Robin! |
Robin |
Six letter. Permit to travel. TICKET! |
[We see that ROBIN is actually doing a crossword] |
Alison |
Oh! Ticket! |
Robin |
Ticket! |
Alison |
Ticket! |
Robin |
Yeah. |
Alison |
Yeah. Okay. |
Clip 2 S02 E01: "The Grey Lady" |
Alison and Mike have decided to turn Button House into a venue for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs etc. They've hired a photographer and Mike is explaining the plan. |
Mike |
So the aim is to turn it into a venue. |
Photographer |
Venue for what? |
Mike |
Uh, well... you know, weddings, parties, Bar Mitzvahs... girl Mitzvahs. |
Photographer |
Bat Mitzvahs. |
Mike |
For bats? |
Photographer |
What? |
Mike |
What? |
Clip 3 S02 E01: "The Grey Lady" |
The new plan is to open Button House to ghost hunters. And to do that, Alison wants her pet spirits to help keep the guests entertained. |
Alison |
And you just get to be yourselves without me telling you not to, so... go full ghost. Julian, just shove anything you like, Robin... just go crazy with the lights, Mary... a lot of weird burning smells, and... a few Fanny pictures. |
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[Editor's note: A "fanny" in America is a backside. But in England, a "fanny" is, in fact, the... er... how can I put this? The front bottom. The Lady Garden. The Foo-Foo. The Vajayjay. Which means any use of the name Fanny makes English people giggle like school children.] |
Clip 4 S02 E01: "The Grey Lady" |
The ghosts don't want to play ball. They won't entertain a bunch of ghost hunters. Which means drastic action is necessary for the success of their money-making scheme. |
Captain |
They are planning on faking it all. Pretending that there are ghosts. I mean... it makes a mockery of our very existence. |
Julian |
But... these people came here for a glimpse of Fanny. |
Lady Button |
Yes! And they can hardly fake that. |
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[Editor's note: Yes. This is again funny because of the use of the name Fanny and its double meaning.] |
Clip 5 S02 E03: "About Last Night" |
There's always room in any comedy show for a Top Gun quote. Seriously. I don't care which one. But I would like to hear "I feel the need... the need for speed" more often. |
Alison |
Thanks, Pat. You can be my wingman any time. |
Pat |
Bullsh*t! You can be mine! |
Clip 6 S02 E04: "The Thomas Thorne Affair" |
All of the house ghosts witnessed Thomas' death. And they're telling the same story from their own particular perspectives. |
Alison |
Annie? Who's Annie? |
Mary |
True friend to me. |
Alison |
I see... |
Mary |
'Til she got sucked off. |
Alison |
I'm... sorry? |
Mary |
[Mimes ascending to heaven] |
Alison |
Like "moved on". |
Mary |
Oh, yeah... there's many that's been sucked off in this house. |
Alison |
Moved on. |
Mary |
I used to dream of the day that I would be sucked off. |
Alison |
Moved on. |
Mary |
But I've long since given up hope of ever being sucked off. |
Alison |
Moving on... |
Clip 7 S02 E04: "The Thomas Thorne Affair" |
Thomas has just finished performing one of his very drab, very dull poems to a room full of eighteenth century noblemen and women. It hasn't gone down overly well to be completely honest. |
Nobleman |
The man's a penis! |
Clip 8 S02 E04: "The Thomas Thorne Affair" |
And when the story is all told, there's a startling revelation for Alison. And an even more startling revelation from Robin. |
Alison |
Wait... hold on... Button? So... that means we're related? |
Thomas |
Yes! No. I mean very distantly related. Our children would be fine. |
Pat |
We're probably all related if you go back far enough. |
Robin |
Yeah... you all come from me. And my sister. |