6 MP3 Audio clips from My Spy (2020)

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Clip 1

JJ has potentially blown his cover by asking Marquez who he plans to employ to turn a large quantity of plutonium into something that could evaporate the Eastern seaboard.

Marquez

Who are you? Interpol? MI6? CIA?

JJ

Don't be crazy. I'm just a guy. Standing in front of another guy. Asking him not to shoot him.

Clip 2

JJ has been blackmailed into being Sophie's "Special Friend" for a show and tell at school. Bobbi isn't amused.

Bobbi

Seriously? Special Friends Day?

JJ

That kid is tricky, man. I miss dealing with terrorists.

[SOPHIE appears on a monitor, waving into a supposedly hidden camera in the corner of her bedroom]

Sophie

Goodnight, JJ.

Bobbi

Oh... she's good.

Sophie

And goodnight to your lesbian friend, too!

Clip 3

Sophie is just too sassy for JJ. Even when he tries to scare her into submission, she comes right back with something even more terrifying.

JJ

Once upon a time there was a little girl who got way too big for her britches. Then one day, she disappeared. And no-one ever found the body.

Sophie

You like stories? I've got a story. Once, there was a CIA agent that put cameras in a little girl's bathroom whilst seducing her mom over chicken and wine. Pretty sure they don't teach that at Langley!

Clip 4

JJ has hooked Sophie up to a polygraph (lie detector) and she's mastered the art of deceiving the machine. Not a single squiggle even though her lies are frankly ridiculous.

JJ

What do you do for a living?

Sophie

I'm a KGB agent posing as a fourth-grader. My brother has three legs and sells crack and my mother's a prostitute.

Clip 5

JJ doesn't need a polygraph to tell if Sophie is lying. He just needs the subtlest of tells. Like a blink, for example.

JJ

Endorphins release an odour, palms sweat. And the ultimate tell... the slightest blink of an eye. That's all I need.

Sophie

What do you mean, like this? JJ... I think you're a really sweet and sensitive person.

[Blinks]

JJ... I admire all of your tattoos.

[Blinks]

JJ

Stop!

Sophie

JJ... I believe you that you've never taken steroids.

[Blinks]

JJ

Jesus Christ!

Clip 6

Sophie wants to know when JJ plans to introduce her to the fun stuff. The cool lines, the blowing stuff up... the stuff that Mission Impossible is made of.

Sophie

I mean, when are you going to teach me the fun stuff, like... how to walk away from an explosion without looking back or what cool line you say before you take someone out?

JJ

You need to stop getting all your spy knowledge from Mission Impossible. But... if I was going to say a cool line... I'd have to keep it real fresh.

Sophie

You'd have a different line for different bad guys?

JJ

Yup.

Sophie

What if... the assassin was disguised as... an ice cream man.

JJ

I'd say, "chill out" and then I'd stab him with a freezer pop.

Sophie

A sidewalk santa.

JJ

"Jingle all the way... to Hell."

Sophie

A guy, dressed up as a dog, selling watches.

JJ

"Time's up... b**ch!"

Sophie

[Laughs]