9 MP3 Audio clips from Bad Boys for Life (2020)

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Clip 1

Lowrey is at the wheel of his Porsche, racing through down-town Miami. Burnett doesn't travel well. Especially sideways. It's all he can do to keep down his lunch.

Burnett

I'm about to throw up.

Lowrey

Oh, you bett... the hell not! That is hand-stitched leather. You'd better drink it!

Clip 2

Lowrey is out for information. He stops in at Manny's to speak to the proprietor. Things might have gone better had Manny helped himself by shutting the fu*k up!

Manny

Oh, sh*t! Mike Lowrey. What're you doin' here, man? You look like a ghost, man. You know they say you're dead, fu*kboy! I gotta show you somethin'. The streets is talkin'. That cop sh*t ain't workin' for you. Come work for me at Manny's Prime Rib.

[He pulls out his phone to show LOWREY a viral video leaked from the Dark Web of him getting shot]

See? Look. You get dropped... right here. And guess what? You're trending. World-wide.

[LOWREY can take no more. He takes a meat tenderiser to our friend MANNY]

Ah! The fu*kin' hell man? Yo, this ain't no fu*king cop sh*t, man. What happened about readin' me my rights? This is not how it's supposed to go. You know, you're supposed to ask me questions and then I tell you, "Go fu*k yourself!" What the fu*k man?

[Meat tenderiser meets hand once more]

Fu*k! Aaarrrggghhh! My fu*kin' hand, man.

Lowrey

P90 Herstal's. Custom. Who's makin' 'em?

Manny

Mike... I'm not in the game no more.

Lowrey

Oh. No? Okay. My bad.

[It's meat tenderising time again]

Manny

Aaarrrggghhh! Mike! Fu*kin' chill!

Lowrey

So all these vegans in Miami and you want me to believe that that hotrod you got outside come from sellin' pork chops?

Manny

I work at Manny's and I'm a family man and I'm a hard-workin' man.

[In desperation and to illustrate his point, he grabs the sleeve of LOWREY'S jacket]

Lowrey

Did you just get pig fat on my suit?

Manny

Sorry, Mike. Sorry.

Clip 3

Manny has given Lowrey a lead. Lowrey is keen to get in on the action. Captain Howard is not keen for Lowrey to get in on the action.

Lowrey

Booker Grassie. Only arms dealer in Miami customising for the P90 Herstal.

Captain Howard

What'd I tell ya?

Lowrey

I know, Cap. I'm not supposed to investigate my own case. I know the rules. But this... this fool posted a video. Of him tryin' to kill me.

Captain Howard

I saw it.

Lowrey

Now, I can go after him vigilante style or you can bring me in.

Captain Howard

Or I could shoot you myself...

[CAPTAIN HOWARD deliberates for a moment]

FU*K ME! FU*K... FU*K... FU*K! If...

Lowrey

Hm-hm.

Captain Howard

... I bring you in, to consult, and you go cowboy on me? I need you to comprehend the level 5 sh*t-storm I will be drowning in. No gold-plated watch, no cop retirement village... I'm sticking myself out on a skinny limb. Scratch that... a... TWIG in an ice-storm. Me. On the edge. Ti-thering.

Lowrey

You mean, teetering?

Captain Howard

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

Clip 4

It's Lowrey's first day with the newly-formed AMMO Unit. He spies a very cool-looking Armoured Personnel Carrier.

Lowrey

Ooh! I think I might be able to hang out with you guys after all!

Dorn

Naw, naw... that ain't the one. We're takin' the Craw Daddy. Wait 'til you see the inside.

Rafe

[Offering a hand to LOWREY who is still standing on the ladder of the APC]

Need any help, Gramps?

Lowrey

Go ahead somewhere, boy.

Rafe

Look at you, trying to be all cool and sh*t!

Clip 5

Rafe is cocky and arrogant. Lowrey is experienced and intolerant of up-starts like Rafe trying to steal his crown. Ultimately, it always ends up in a game of who can p*ss the highest against a wall.

Lowrey

If I hadn't come in, Grassie was a dead man for sure.

Captain Howard

Well, that's a relief because your guy's in a body-bag and he sure looks dead.

Lowrey

Cap... [Sighs]

Rafe

Good job, Mikey.

Lowrey

Hey, look... young boy? Seriously. I mean, let me tell you somethin'. You need to stay in a child's place, all right?

Rafe

Spare me the street knowledge, Grandpa. Nobody asked you.

Lowrey

Look... just 'cos I fu*ked your mother, don't make me your Grandpa, all right?

Captain Howard

Woah, woah... that's enough. That's enough!

Clip 6

Burnett and Lowrey are on the case. They're balls-deep in the investigation. Burnett is doing the driving. If you can call it that!

Burnett

Are you all right?

Lowrey

I'm fine. You all right?

Burnett

Never felt better.

Lowrey

But you could... if you wanted to... just do the speed limit. You let a Prius pass us.

[LOWREY notices that BURNETT is sporting a bum-bag (a "fanny pack" for our American visitors) and can't let the opportunity pass him by]

Hey, what is that? What... you got your balls tucked up in there?

Burnett

You know what? Neither one of my balls want to be here with your stupid ass.

[The sound of a baby gurgling issues from the rear seat. LOWREY turns slowly to investigate]

Lowrey

You brought Little Marcus on a murder investigation?

Burnett

We're dropping him at the spa.

Lowrey

Dropping him off at the spa? Carver is scared. He is not gonna wait, man.

Burnett

It's on the way, Mike.

Lowey

What's the person that shot me want with a snitch like Carver Remy, anyway?

Burnett

I'm taking you to find out, mother fu*ker.

[BURNETT realises that he's just cursed in front of the baby]

Sorry about that, Little Marcus. Pop-pop shouldn't be swearing like that. Only when you're dealing with people like Mike Lowrey, you got no fu*king choice. Sorry. There I go again.

Clip 7

Lowrey has just kicked his way into the accountant's apartment. The accountant is high on coke and ready to fight. But Burnett wants to calm things down.

Burnett

I'm-a penetrate this man's soul. With my heart.

Lowrey

What?

Burnett

Yeah. Watch and learn.

Accountant

Hey! Hey, ass licker. I'm gonna fast-food fist-fu*k you.

Burnett

Sir, that's just nasty. Now, I recognize that this is a difficult situation.

Accountant

Don't come over here.

Lowrey

Don't go over there, Marcus.

Burnett

We just need your client's receipts.

Accountant

What?

Burnett

Booker Grassie. Any record of...

[BURNETT gets taken out by the accountant, landing in a heap on the floor]

Lowrey

Hey. How deep you think you got in his soul?

Clip 8

A discussion about Lorenzo Rodriquez. Why are the bad guys in movies always called Rodriguez? Does that mean "criminal" in Spanish or something?

Burnett

Zway-Lo.

Lowrey

Zway-Lo.

Rafe

Who's Zway-Lo?

Burnett

Lorenzo Rodriguez. Goes by Zway-Lo. Used to coach him in Peewee Hoops before he went for that thug sh*t. Great player, but I had to bench him during the championship.

Lowrey

You benched a 10-year-old in the championship game?

Burnett

Yeah. Little fu*ker called me a "d*ckhead".

Lowrey

Did y'all win at least?

Burnett

Hell, no. He was our star player. We lost by 40, but I made my point. Okay, there's no "I" in "team."

Lowrey

There is one in "d*ckhead" though.

Burnett

Hey, shut up!

Clip 9

It's Zway-Lo's birthday and the AMMO team are about to gate-crash his party. And what have Miami PD bought him? A nice pair of bracelets with a chain motif. Nice!

Burnett

You going to jail today, motherfu*ker!

Lowrey

I say "criminal", you say "jail". CRIMINAL!

Burnett

JAIL!

Lowrey

CRIMINAL!

Burnett

JAIL!