16 MP3 Audio clips from Jojo Rabbit (2019)

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Clip 1

Jojo is about to embark on the Hitlerjugend Training Weekend. He's a little nervous about it. What he needs is for his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler, to give him a confidence boost.

Adolf

Jojo Betzler. What is your mind?

Jojo

Snake mind.

Adolf

And Jojo Betzler, what is your body?

Jojo

Wolf body.

Adolf

Jojo Betzler, what is your courage?

Jojo

Panther courage.

Adolf

And Jojo Betzler, what is your soul?

Jojo

A German soul.

Adolf

Yeah, man. You're ready.

Jojo

Adolf?

Adolf

Hmm?

Jojo

I... I don't think I can do this.

Adolf

Was? Of course you can. Sure you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular and you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're ten years old. But you're still the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met. Not to mention the fact you're really good looking. So you're gonna get out there and you're gonna have a great time, okay?

Jojo

Okay.

Adolf

That's the spirit! Okay. Heil me, man!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Adolf

Whaaaat?! You can heil me better than that.

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Adolf

No... just throw it away. Don't even think about it.

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Adolf

No, you're over-thinking it. Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil... Hitaler.

Adolf

Who's Hitaler? Do you even speak German?

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Adolf

That's not a heil. This is a heil. HEIL!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Adolf

Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Adolf

Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

[This exchange continues for some time with ADOLF providing encouragement and enthusiasm]

Clip 2

Captain Klenzendorf gives his opening speech to a crowd of adoring Jungvolk.

Captain Klenzendorf

Heil Hitler, guys.

Crowd

HEIL HITLER!

Captain Klenzendorf

Jungvolk! Welcome to the Hitlerjugend Training Weekend. In which we will make men and women of you all. My name is Captain Klenzendorf. You may call me "Captain K."

Subofficer Finkel

Captain K! Woooo!

Crowd

WOOOO!

Captain Klenzendorf

This is Subofficer Finkel, this is Fraulein Rahm.

Fraulein Rahm

Hey, Heil Hitler, everyone.

Captain Klenzendorf

So a little about me. Who am I and why am I here talking to a bunch of little titty-grabbers instead of leading my men into battle to its glorious death? Great question. I've asked it myself every day since Operation Screwup where I lost a perfectly good eye in a totally preventable enemy attack and according to my superiors, you need two eyes to be a meaningful part of the war effort.

Clip 3

Can you spot the disparity in the activities planned for boys and girls during the Hitlerjugend Training Weekend?

Captain Klenzendorf

Today, you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defence, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up.

Boys

WOOOO!

Captain Klenzendorf

The girls will practice important womanly duties such as dressing wounds, making beds and learning... how to get pregnant.

[There's an understandable lack of enthusiasm from the girls]

Fraulein Rahm

I've had eighteen kids for Germany. Such a great year to be a girl.

Clip 4

Jojo has discovered Elsa hiding in the attic. He's cornered. And scared. And you know what? I never really considered how similar "A Jew" sounds to "Achoo!"

Elsa

I'm not a ghost, your highness. I'm something worse but I think you already know that, don't you? You know what I am.

Jojo

N... no.

Elsa

Yes. Say it. SAY IT!

Jojo

A Jew?

Elsa

Gesundheit!

Clip 5

What to do about the Jew? Adolf and Jojo consider their options. One of them is sensible. The other is a crazed dictator for whom death and destruction is the answer to everything.

Adolf

You're definitely in a pickle, my friend. Uhh, what to do. What to do... Ooh!

Adolf & Jojo

[In unison]

GOT IT!

[Simultaneously]

Jojo

I'll negotiate.

Adolf

I shall burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill.

[There's an awkward pause as JOJO considers ADOLF'S suggestion]

Adolf

Or negotiate.

Clip 6

A second attempt to rid his house of the hidden Jewish girl has ended in failure. It's time for another strategy. Jojo and Adolf consult. Sort of.

Elsa

Get the hell out of my room.

[JOJO leaves]

Adolf

She's pretty rude, you know. That's just my two pfennig. And now she's got two knives.

Jojo

[Muffled under his bed clothes]

I know!

Adolf

How you gonna chop up stuff?

Jojo

[Muffled under his bed clothes]

I don't know!

Adolf

Oh, and she's still up there, too. That... that thing, that... that -

Jojo

Jew!

Adolf

Yeah, Jew, yeah. Woah, what are we gonna do about that Jew?

Jojo

You think of something.

Adolf

Huh! Now I'm the expert?

[He offers JOJO a cigarette from his case]

Jojo

STOP OFFERING ME DAMN CIGARETTES... I'M TEN!

Adolf

All right! Sorry! I'm stressed out!

Clip 7

Adolf finally comes up with a semi-sensible plan. Only he doesn't know what to call it.

Adolf

Make her feel safe and then she'll drop her guard and then you will be the one in control.

Jojo

Reverse psychology

Adolf

Don't complicate things. Just use my backwards mind-power trick and everything will be fine. Oooh, I've gotta go. We're having unicorn for dinner at my place tonight.

Clip 8

Jojo has finally realised that his options are limited. He outlines to Elsa exactly where they stand. It's a pretty bleak picture.

Jojo

Okay. Here's the situation. If I tell on you, you'll be in big trouble. And I don't think you want that. But then you'll tell on me and my mother and we'll be in trouble which I don't want. And if you tell my mother I know, then she'll kick you out. Which you don't want. And if I tell my mother I know, then... you'll cut off my Nazi head. Which I also don't want. So it's a Mexican stalemate.

Elsa

It's just a normal stalemate.

Clip 9

When you're small, when your "enemy" is larger and braver, it's probably best to keep your ridiculous racist views to yourself. As Jojo is about to discover to his considerable cost.

Elsa

Your mother managed to find me some bread. She's kind. She treats me like a person.

Jojo

But you're not. Not a proper person.

Elsa

Are you?

[This enrages young JOJO and he slams down his book, stands and approaches ELSA]

Jojo

How dare you, Jew! You are weak. Like... an eyelash. I am born of Aryan ancestry. My blood is the colour of a pure, red rose and my eyes are blue -

[ELSA is bigger and stronger than JOJO, a fact he might have done well to remember before starting his particular rant. She grabs him, puts him in a headlock and begins to counter his argument]

Elsa

Break free! Break free, great Aryan. There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't even grow a full moustache. Stronger race, huh?

Clip 10

Jojo is hungry for information about the Jewish race. So hungry, in fact, that he doesn't realise that Elsa is playing him like a fiddle.

Jojo

I said to draw where Jews live. This is just a stupid picture of my head.

Elsa

Yeah. That's where we live.

Clip 11

If you're going to start an argument about which race has provided more geniuses in the arena of stage, screen and music hall, don't pick a fight with someone who's Jewish. You'll lose.

Jojo

Beethoven.

Elsa

Einstein.

Jojo

Bach.

Elsa

Gerschwin.

Jojo

Brahms, Wagner, Mozart.

Elsa

Musicians? Is that all you have?

Jojo

Rilke.

Elsa

Oh, yeah, of course, your favourite, Rilke. Jewish mother.

Jojo

Dietrich, then.

Elsa

Houdini.

[She snaps her fingers in obvious victory]

Jojo

No. That's impossible!

Elsa

Believe it, brother. Just ask P*ssaro, Modigliani, Man Ray, Gertrude Stein, Mr. Moses and the king of them all, Jesus Christi, Amen.

[She mimics pistols with her fingers, making "pew!" noises as she mimes shooting JOJO down]

Jojo

Well, you're just saying any old name now. I've never heard of these people and now I'm fed up!

Clip 12

This is a conversation every boy should have with his mother. Because unless you know what love is, you're almost certain to suffer the pain of losing it at some point.

Rosie

Love is the strongest thing in the world.

Jojo

I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing in the world. Followed closely by dynamite and then muscles. Besides, I wouldn't even know it if I saw it.

Rosie

Surprise, surprise... your shoelaces are undone. Again. Oh, Jojo. You'll know when it happens. You'll feel it. It's a pain.

Jojo

In my ass, I bet.

Rosie

In your tummy. Like... like you're full of butterflies.

Jojo

Yuk!

Rosie

Yeah, yuk! Come on Sh*tler. Let's get a move on.

Clip 13

Elsa is propagating the very same myths and lies told about the Jewish race throughout Nazi Germany. And Jojo is lapping them up. But he does have ONE concern. About penises.

Elsa

You want me to tell you about the Jews?

Jojo

Don't care.

Elsa

In the beginning, we used to live in caves. Deep, deep in the centre of the earth.

Jojo

[Suddenly interested, he grabs his notepad]

Wait!

Elsa

Scary places, full of strange and wonderful creatures all with one thing in common.

Jojo

Mmm hmm... stealing the ends of penises.

Elsa

No, you idiot! The love of art.

Jojo

No cutting penises off?

Elsa

Do you want the story or not?

Jojo

You may continue but I know it's true. The penis thing? Rabbis use them for earplugs.

Elsa

And.... moving on!

Clip 14

The Gestapo have arrived to search Jojo's house. Elsa has run off to hide. Captain Deertz introduces himself and his colleagues to a stunned and very scared Jojo.

Captain Deertz

Heil Hitler! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Captain Herman Deertz of the Falkenhain Gestapo. With me, Herr Mueller, Herr Junker, Herr Clump and Herr Frosch. May we come in?

[JOJO is still stunned and motionless and DEERTZ considers this invitation enough]

Captain Deertz

Thank you so much. Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Herr Mueller

Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Herr Junker

Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Herr Clump

Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Herr Frosch

Heil Hitler!

Jojo

Heil Hitler!

Clip 15

Good God, how long did greetings take in Nazi Germany? When two men meet four other men, there's a lot of Heil Hitlering to be done!

Captain Klenzendorf

Hey, guys! Good to see you. My bicycle got a flat tyre. So I carried it.

Captain Deertz

Captain Klenzendorf! Heil Hitler!

Captain Klenzendorf

Heil Hitler!

Herr Mueller

Heil Hitler!

Captain Klenzendorf

Heil Hitler!

Herr Junker

Heil Hitler!

Captain Klenzendorf

Heil Hitler!

Herr Clump

Heil Hitler!

Captain Klenzendorf

Heil Hitler!

Herr Frosch

Heil Hitler!

Captain Klenzendorf

Heil Hitler! You know Freddy Finkle?

Captain Deertz

Heil Hitler!

Finkle

Heil Hitler!

Herr Mueller

Heil Hitler!

Finkle

Heil Hitler!

Herr Junker

Heil Hitler!

Finkle

Heil Hitler!

Herr Clump

Heil Hitler!

Finkle

Heil Hitler!

Herr Frosch

Heil Hitler!

Finkle

Heil Hitler!

Captain Klenzendorf

So, did I miss anything?

Captain Deertz

No, no. We were just Heil Hitlering the boy and then Heil Hitlering yourself and then, of course, Heil Hitlering Freddy Finkle and now we are in the midst of a routine inspection.

Clip 16

Jojo has had enough of Adolf's bullsh*t and when they meet for the final time, Jojo demonstrates his frustration by kicking the führer through a window. Nice!

Adolf

Heil me, little man.

Jojo

No.

Adolf

Heil me. Come on -

Jojo

No.

Adolf

A little Heil. Just a little Heil. Please.

Jojo

FU*K OFF, HITLER!

Adolf

No, no -

[JOJO kicks ADOLF through the window and he falls screaming to his death]