8 MP3 Audio clips from Step Brothers (2008)

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Clip 1

Nancy is driving Brennan to their new home where his step father and step brother are waiting to greet him.

Nancy Huff

Somebody's awfully quiet back there.

Brennan Huff

I'm not going to call him Dad.

Nancy Huff

Brennan... you're thirty-nine years old I would not expect you to call him Dad.

Brennan Huff

Well, I'm not going to. EVER! Even if there's a FIRE! Robert better not get in my face. 'Cos I'll drop that mother-fu*ker.

Nancy Huff

Jesus, Brennan!

Clip 2

An argument has started because Dale knows that against his wishes, Brennan has been playing his drums. But they're adults. Right? Hmm.

Dale Doback

Where you goin'?

Brennan Huff

Going upstairs. 'Cos I'm gonna put my NUTSACK on your DRUM SET! OKAY?

Dale Doback

You do that... I am warning you. Right now. If you touch my drums I'll stab you... in the neck... with a knife.

Clip 3

Brennan and Dale are in the treehouse where Dale has a surprisingly comprehensive selection of "skin mags" from three decades.

Brennan Huff

Still hate you but you've got a pretty awesome selection of nudie mags.

Dale Doback

Yeah, I've got 'em from the seventies, eighties and nineties. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

Clip 4

Alice. She's married to Derek. Derek is a D*CK. Dale has punched Derek. Alice likes that. She wants Dale inside her. And I DO mean inside her. Literally.

Alice Huff

Hi!

Dale Doback

Hi.

Alice Huff

I'm Alice. I'm Derek's wife.

Dale Doback

Hi!

Alice Huff

Uh, is it true that you struck Derek in the face and he... and he fell from the treehouse?

Dale Doback

Yeah. He... he asked me to -

Alice Huff

That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard. Um, I want you to know that tonight I am going to pleasure myself to the image of you doing that to Derek. You know what I mean? Masturbate. I, um... oh, Dale. You're something. You are something.

Dale Doback

You're something, too.

Alice Huff

I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's... it's cosy.

Dale Doback

In your vagina?

Alice Huff

I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that... if I feel a little tickle or scratch, that it’s just your hair... on my vagina! Please, just do it for me!

Clip 5

The "boys" have finally bonded and they have plans for their bedroom. Plans that they're really quite excited about. Unlike Robert.

Dale Doback

Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?

Brennan Huff

Yes.

Nancy Huff

Why are you guys so sweaty?

Dale Doback

All right, we've already figured out how to do this. The beds match up perfectly.

Brennan Huff

And here's the thing. It would give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.

Dale Doback

Please say yes.

Robert Doback

You don't need permission from us to build bunk beds. You're adults. You can do what you want.

Dale Doback

So...

Robert Doback

I'm not making myself clear. I... don't... give... a... FU*K!

Clip 6

The "boys" are interviewing for a job. Together. Unusual but perhaps the team work will be the making of them. Then again...

Dale Doback

What do you say we interview you?

Employer

Uh, all right... yes. That's... um... sometimes a useful exercise. Please, put your hand down. Go ahead.

Brennan Huff

How much money do you make a year, before taxes?

Employer

Okay, I'm actually not comfortable with answering that.

Dale Doback

C'MON!

Brennan Huff

We're doing the interview now, not you.

Dale Doback

Okay, here's a shot out of the cannon. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fu*k one, marry one, kill one. GO!

Employer

I think we're done here. Thank you.

Clip 7

Seth Rogen has a cameo as a Sporting Goods Manager. The "boys" are being interviewed by him. And so far, it's gone rather well.

Manager

So, let's do this... y'know? You're hired. You're in, you know? Unless you're like the weirdest guys ever and I don't see it.

Brennan Huff

Great!

[DALE fidgets uncomfortably in his seat and then farts. The fart is ridiculously long and melodic.]

Manager

Was that a fart?

Dale Doback

I don't know.

Manager

I can taste it. On my tongue.

Dale Doback

Okay. I'll be honest with you. I did fart.

Manager

Is that onion? Onion and... onion and ketchup. It stinks. And this is a small room.

Dale Doback

Sh*t!

Manager

Okay, now the tuxedos seem kind of fu*ked up!

Clip 8

Puerile and silly... yes. But we thought you'd like Dale's award-winning fart as a ringtone. We may be wrong but we're willing to take a gamble!

Dale Doback

[Farts melodiously and for a ridiculously long time]