4 MP3 Audio clips from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

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Clip 1

Freddy is playing the part of Ruprecht, the educationally challenged brother of Lawrence. They're at dinner. Ruprecht needs the bathroom.

Lawrence

Eat your food.

Ruprecht

'Scuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?

Laawrence

Of course you may.

[RUPRECHT appears to be urinating where he sits, his face is one of relief and concentration]

Ruprecht

Thank you!

Diana

[Shrieks in shock]

Clip 2

Lawrence has taken Diana and Ruprecht for a drive. It seems to scare her off, Ruprecht is going to have to up the ante. Just a tad.

Ruprecht

OH LORD, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I THINK MY TESTICLES ARE DROPPING!

Clip 3

Lawrence is playing Doctor Emile Schauffhausen to Freddy's crippled Officer Benson. He's been "testing" Freddy's response to paid with a reed and bare knees.

Lawrence

I am renting a villa in zis area. We will move him in and I will really go to work on him.

Janet

Oh, thank you, Doctor. Do you really think you can get him to walk again?

Lawrence

Oh I will have him running, jumping, shouting, screaming... or my name isn't Doctor...

[He strikes FREDDY in the legs with the reed]

... Emile...

[He does it again]

... Schauffhausen...

[And again]

... the third!

[One last time and begins to laugh at FREDDY'S expense]

Clip 4

The bet's off. Janet doesn't have the $50,000. But Freddy isn't about to let that get in the way of victory. He has a plan.

Freddy

We'll make her the bet.

Lawrence

What do you mean?

Freddy

What do you think I mean? First one to get her into bed.

Lawrence

Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist?

Freddy

No!