6 MP3 Audio clips from Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
Sherman Klump is facing the battle of his life. Professionally, intellectually and romantically, his evil, self-centred alter-ego Buddy Love is threatening to take him down. This comedy sequel really shows how versatile Eddie Murphy is as an actor as he plays almost the entire Klump family himself!
Sherman Klump is facing the battle of his life. Professionally, intellectually and romantically, his evil, self-centred alter-ego Buddy Love is threatening to take him down. This comedy sequel really shows how versatile Eddie Murphy is as an actor as he plays almost the entire Klump family himself!
Why can the Klumps not enjoy a single meal without conflict, mainly between Papa Klump and Grandma Klump who love to hate each other.
Papa Klump
I ain't no old man.
Grandma Klump
You is a old man!
[She rides into shot on her mobility scooter and collides both with the table and ERNIE'S foot]
Ernie Klump
Ah sh*t, Grandma! What's wrong with you?
Papa Klump
Well, if it isn't the Alzheimer's Express right on schedule!
Mama Klump
Stop that! Hi, Mama.
Ernie Klump
She drove right on my bunion.
Grandma Klump
Y'all have to excuse me for being late...
Ernie Klump
If you weren't my grandmother, boy... if you weren't my grandmother!
Grandma Klump
...Me and Isaac started getting kinda frisky in the car. Yeah. Had to give him a little appetiser.
Mama Klump
Ooh, Mama.
Papa Klump
Lillian, I just lost my damn appetite.
Mama Klump
Oh, Mama, your dress is undone. Let me zip you up.
Papa Klump
Hurry. Zip her up in the back before she starts looking like one of them Zulu hags on the cover of National Geographic.
Mama Klump
Cletus, what's wrong with you ? That's my mother.
Papa Klump
Like that movie, Shaka Zulu.
Grandma Klump
You know something, Cletus? Come on. Come on right now, Cletus! I'm gonna tell you something. I got a razor in this bag.
Papa Klump
Oh, yeah? l'll tell you what. That ain't even no bag in your hand. That's your titty.
Mama Klump
Cletus! Oh, Jesus !
Papa Klump
She's an old bag with old bag titties.
Clip 2
Sherman loves Denise. So much that he hires a Mariachi band to serenade her. Which is going just great until Buddy makes an unwelcome appearance.
Sherman
Denise? I have something that I want to ask you.
Mariachi Band
[Singing]
He wants to ask you...
Sherman
Denise? Denise Gains?
Denise
Yes, Sherman?
Sherman
Denise, will you...
Neighbour
Well, ask her!
Sherman
Denise, will you...
Buddy Love
[Speaking inside SHERMAN'S head]
Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?
Sherman
Denise will you... will you... let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?
Mariachi Band
[Singing]
Put the beef in your taco.
Denise
What?
[BUDDY LOVE is heard laughing hysterically]
Sherman
No, no, no, no. That's not what I meant to say, Denise. That was a little joke. That was a little joke. I wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's what I said there.
Denise
Well, I am kind of hungry but...
Sherman
Yeah you are, huh? Well I bet you could stand for a big old Whopper right now, huh?
Mariachi Band
[Singing]
A big old Whopper right now.
Neighbour
You're sick!
Sherman
I gotta tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, you know what I mean? And I'm loaded with secret sauce. Yeah, come on!
Clip 3
Buddy is meeting with Leanne Guilford, President of Acquisitions for Phleer Pharmaceuticals. Buddy is genetically derived from a dog. Which explains... this.
Leanne Guildford
Leanne Guilford. President of Acquisitions.
Buddy
Buddy Love, President of Love Industries.
[He begins frantically sniffing the air like a dog]
Leanne Guildford
Allergies?
Buddy
No. Do you have a dog?
Leanne Guildford
Yes, I do. A Yorkie.
Buddy
Oh.
Leanne Guildford
She's driving me crazy right now.
Buddy
B**ch.
Leanne Guildford
Excuse me?
Buddy
It's a female dog that you have, and she's in heat, right?
Leanne Guildford
Yes. How did you know that?
Buddy
Let's just say I have a sixth sense about those things.
[He picks up a photograph of a Yorkshire Terrier laying on it's back]
Is this her?
Leanne Guildford
Yeah, little Courtney.
Buddy
[Clearly aroused]
Ooooooh. Nasty!
Clip 4
Long story short? Dean Richmond has been anally raped by a giant mutant hamster. He's not happy about it. Not happy at all. And he blames Sherman. Completely.
Sherman
Oh... Dean. I'm just trying to figure out what went wrong here. I just don't understand. It must have been some sort of contaminant or something...
Dean Richmond
You know the deal with Phleer is off? I just spoke to Leanne Guildford. But that doesn't bother me. After all, what's a hundred and fifty million dollars? Deals will come and deals will go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But I'll tell you what does bother me. On the way over here, a cute little boy pointed me and said, "Oh look, Mommy. There goes the hamster's B**CH!"
Clip 5
Sherman and Dean Richmond have arrived just in time for Sherman to re-absorb Buddy Love and regain his intelligence. Which he TRIES to explain.
Sherman
Wait! Wait! I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies and gentlemen but I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now.
Dean Richmond
Steady, Sailor!
Clip 6
Buddy Love has been turned into the infant version of himself. One side-effect of this is that all of his clothes have fallen off and he's now standing on the boardroom table stark naked.
Baby Buddy
What the hell are YOU looking at? This is an impressive package for a toddler!