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7 MP3 Audio clips from The Mask (1994)

Bank clerk Stanley Ipkiss is transformed into a manic superhero when he wears a mysterious mask. Which is lucky because he unwittingly tangles with a group of gangsters who blame him for a foiled bank job. Jim Carrey stars as both Stanley Ipkiss and his manic alter-ego, "The Mask"

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The Mask

The Mask

© 1994 Dark Horse Entertainment

Bank clerk Stanley Ipkiss is transformed into a manic superhero when he wears a mysterious mask. Which is lucky because he unwittingly tangles with a group of gangsters who blame him for a foiled bank job. Jim Carrey stars as both Stanley Ipkiss and his manic alter-ego, "The Mask"

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Clip 1

Stanley Ipkiss has just become The Mask for the second time. He's off to the club but he can't help but check his reflection in the mirror first.

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The Mask

Smokin' It's party time! P-A-R-T... why? Because I've GOTTA!

Clip 2

The Mask has just fallen from a third floor window and is embedded in the tarmac. Lucily, no harm's been done.

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The Mask

Look, Ma. I'm roadkill. Ha-ha-haaaa!

Clip 3

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Gangster #1

Hey, Mister. Got the time?

The Mask

As a matter of fact, I do Cubby.

Gangster #2

[In the background]

You wanna take him?

The Mask

[Checking an alarm clock he's just pulled from his pocket]

Look at that! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.

[The alarm clock rings]

[THE MASK does exactly what he's just threatened to do]

Clip 4

Stanley has met Tina at Landfill Park. He's transformed into The Mask in the bushes and is now chatting her up in an outrageous French accent.

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The Mask

Kiss me, my dear and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pâté. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise!

[TINA knees THE MASK in the unmentionables]

Clip 5

The Mask is being searched in Landfill Park. Amongst the other surprising contents of his pocket is a picture of Lieutenant Kellaway's wife.

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Cop

Picture of Kellaway's wife...

Kellaway

What?

Cop

Uh-oh!

Kellaway

MARGARET! You son of a B**CH!

The Mask

Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humour. After all, YOU MARRIED HER!

Kellaway

[Roars with anger]

[THE MASK slaps the faces of KELLAWAY and another cop]

The Mask

That's gotta hurt!

[THE MASK rushes away]

Kellaway

GET HIM!

Clip 6

The Mask has just swallowed a dynamite time bomb which has exploded in his stomach.

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The Mask

[Burps flames and smoke]

THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-BALL!

Clip 7

Dorian wants to know where his money is. Having cleared the club and got The Mask in his sights, he demands to know.

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Dorian

Okay, Twinkle-toes. I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now.

The Mask

Okay.

[He dons a green golf hat and a cigarette and produces an old-fashioned adding machine from behind his back]

You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortised over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product... fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.