5 MP3 Audio clips from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
All that Neal Page wants to do is to get home for Thanksgiving. His flight has been cancelled due to bad weather and to make matters worse, he ends up stranded with Del Griffith, a blabbermouth shower curtain ring salesman. But Del isn't all that he appears to be at first glance.
All that Neal Page wants to do is to get home for Thanksgiving. His flight has been cancelled due to bad weather and to make matters worse, he ends up stranded with Del Griffith, a blabbermouth shower curtain ring salesman. But Del isn't all that he appears to be at first glance.
Del and Neal have been forced to share a double bed in a hotel room. When they awake the next morning, things aren't as they should be.
Neal
Del.
Del
[Mutters groggily]
Neal
Why did you kiss my ear?
Del
Why are you holding my hand?
Neal
Where's your other hand?
Del
Between two pillows.
Neal
Those aren't pillows!
[Chaos ensues as they realise where Del's hand had been]
Clip 2
Owen is a Hillbilly who's come to Del and Neal's rescue. They have luggage and he has a little lady who can press more than she weighs.
Owen
Get your lazy behind out here and put that trunk up in the back.
Neal
Oh, no, no... we've got it.
Del
It's very heavy.
Owen
She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby? Come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'.
Del
Isn't that something?
Clip 3
Neal has had to walk back to the airport having discovered his rental car missing. Not surprisingly, he's not very happy. In fact, he's raging!
Car Rental Clerk
Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Neal
Yes.
Car Rental Clerk
How may I help you?
Neal
You can start by wiping that fu*king dumb-ass smile off your rosy fu*king cheeks. Then you can get me a fu*king automobile. A fu*king Datsun, a fu*king Toyota, a fu*king Mustang, a fu*king Buick. Four fu*king wheels and a seat.
Car Rental Clerk
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fu*king nowhere with fu*king keys to a fu*king car that isn't fu*king there. And I really didn't care to fu*king walk down a fu*king highway and across a fu*king runway to get back here to have you smile in my fu*king face. I want a fu*king car... right... fu*king... now.
Car Rental Clerk
May I see your rental agreement?
Neal
I threw it away.
Car Rental Clerk
Oh... boy.
Neal
Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Clerk
You're fu*ked.
Clip 4
Flight cancelled, rental car missing... a cab seems to be Neal's only hope of making it home in time for Thanksgiving.
Cab Controller
Yeah, where you going?
Neal
Chicago.
Cab Controller
Chicago?
Neal
Chicago.
Cab Controller
You know you're in St. Louis?
Neal
Yes. I do.
Cab Controller
Why don't you try the airlines? It's a lot faster and you get a free meal.
Neal
If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now, you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?
[The CAB CONTROLLER, not surprisingly, punches NEAL in the face]
Clip 5
Stuck in a car together, nerves are getting frayed and truths are beginning to be told.
Del
You know, there's plenty of things about you that bother me but I'm, uh, decent enough not to bring them up.
Neal
Really?
Del
That's right.
Neal
What do I do that bothers you? Just curious.
Del
Well there's lots of things.
Neal
Come on, name one. Why don't you name one?
Del
Well, there's quite a few things. You want me to name one?
Neal
Yah.
Del
Fine. Um... you play with your balls a lot.
Neal
I do not... play with my balls.
Del
[Laughs]
Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal
Are you trying to start a fight?
Del
No. I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Neal
You know what'd make me happy?
Del
Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers?