6 MP3 Audio clips from Office Space (1999)

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Clip 1

Samir and Michael are having a discussion about who has the sh*ttiest name. My money is on Michael, for reasons which are about to become clear!

Samir

No-one in this country can pronounce my name right. It's, it's not that hard. It's Na-ee-an-ah-jah. Nagaenajar.

Michael

Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir

You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael

There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about twelve-years-old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Clip 2

The two Bobs are interviewing Peter for the second time. They mistake his flippancy for some form of corporate genius.

Bob Porter

It looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

[The trio laugh]

Bob Slydell

That's terrific, Peter.

Clip 3

Drew is a... well, he's a... he's a D*CK. Okay? Drew is a d*ck. And here he is proving exactly how much of a d*ck he really is.

Drew

He's getting out of the hospital tomorrow and he's going to throw a big party this weekend to celebrate. We're all invited. I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. Things go well, I might be showing her my 'O face'. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!

[Laughs]

Yeah!

Clip 4

Their plan to extract money from Initech has back-fired and now the boys are worried about the possibility of doing hard time.

Michael

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar-resort-prison. No, no, no. We're gonna go to federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison.

Clip 5

Michael asks aloud the question that's been bugging us all for years. A question that anybody who's ever wrestled with a printer will have asked themselves. A question that not even Google can answer!

Michael

'PC load letter?!!' The fu*k does THAT mean?!!

Clip 6

It's the problem with modern apartments. Paper-thin walls. Lawrence lives next door to Peter but he might as well share his apartment.

Lawrence

Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9. Check out this chick!

Peter

Damnit...Lawrence, can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the wall?

Lawrence

Oh, sorry, man. Anne over there or something?

Peter

No, but... if you wanna talk to me just come over.

Lawrence

[He leaves his apartment and walks into PETER'S]

Hey, man!