9 MP3 Audio clips from Snatch (2000)

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Clip 1

Tommy and Turkish are visiting a traveller's site.

Tommy

It's a campsite.

Turkish

You've got ten grand and it'd be nice to see change.

Tommy

Well, they ain't pikies are they? I fu*king hate pikies.

Turkish

You're a sensitive boy, ain't you, Tommy?

Clip 2

Brick Top has gone to see the fighter upon whom he's set to make a small fortune.

Brick Top

If that's not worth a bet, I don't know what is. He doesn't look bad, does he?

Gary

Oh no, Mr. Pulford he looks great. He'll do you proud, guv'nor.

Brick Top

You reckon that's what people should do for me, do you, Gary? Do me proud?

Gary

It's what you deserve, Mr. Pulford.

Brick Top

Pull your tongue out of my a**hole, Gary.

Clip 3

Avi is about to come to London. First there seems to be a little confusion to clear up.

Avi

Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud

Where?

Avi

London.

Rosebud

London?

Avi

London.

Avi's colleague

London?

Avi

Yes. London. You know. Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fu*king Poppins. London!

Clip 4

Tyrone (the getaway driver) has just reversed violently and noisily into a parked truck.

Vinny

A natural fu*king idiot. Tyrone, what you done?

Sol

Yeah, Tyrone. What have you done?

Tyrone

Look, you hassle me. You see what happens.

Vinny

No, don't move it now. Otherwise people will see the damage. What did you do that for?

Tyrone

I didn't see it there.

Vinny

It's a four tonne truck, Tyrone. It's not as though it's a packet of fu*king peanuts, is it?

Tyrone

It was at a funny angle.

Vinny

It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

Clip 5

Avi has a way with words.

Avi

D'ya hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.

[There's a sped-up cutaway to document AVI'S journey across the Atlantic]

Doug

Avi!

Avi

Shut up and sit down you big, bald fu*k.

Clip 6

Turkish has been caught red-handed.

Turkish

Sh*t.

Errol

So that's where you keep the sugar.

Turkish

What brings you two here? Run out of pants to sniff?

Clip 7

Bullet-Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones) is introduced to Hands.

Hands

So what should I call you? Should I call you, uh, Bullet, uh, tooth...

Tony

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Clip 8

Mullet had this coming. A little chat with Bullet-Tooth Tony in his own inimitable style.

Tony

Comfortable, Mullet? Seems sadly ironic it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. Well, you take all the time you want, mate.

Mullet

What the fu*k you doin', Tone?

Tony

I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing you peen-arse?

Mullet

Slow down, Tone.

Tony

You been using dog sh*t for toothpaste, Mullet?

Clip 9

Brick Top is putting his plan into action. But it doesn't stop the inter-gang rivalry.

Brick Top

Do you know when you're going down?

Turkish

Course he knows when he's going down.

Ken

Oi, Fu*kface. Who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?

Turkish

Fu*kface. I like that one, Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off your Mum.

Brick Top

Not now.