Tommy and Turkish are visiting a traveller's site.
It's a campsite.
You've got ten grand and it'd be nice to see change.
Well, they ain't pikies are they? I fu*king hate pikies.
You're a sensitive boy, ain't you, Tommy?
Brick Top has gone to see the fighter upon whom he's set to make a small fortune.
If that's not worth a bet, I don't know what is. He doesn't look bad, does he?
Oh no, Mr. Pulford he looks great. He'll do you proud, guv'nor.
You reckon that's what people should do for me, do you, Gary? Do me proud?
It's what you deserve, Mr. Pulford.
Pull your tongue out of my a**hole, Gary.
Avi is about to come to London. First there seems to be a little confusion to clear up.
Yes. London. You know. Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fu*king Poppins. London!
Tyrone (the getaway driver) has just reversed violently and noisily into a parked truck.
A natural fu*king idiot. Tyrone, what you done?
Yeah, Tyrone. What have you done?
Look, you hassle me. You see what happens.
No, don't move it now. Otherwise people will see the damage. What did you do that for?
I didn't see it there.
It's a four tonne truck, Tyrone. It's not as though it's a packet of fu*king peanuts, is it?
It was at a funny angle.
It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
Avi has a way with words.
D'ya hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.
[There's a sped-up cutaway to document AVI'S journey across the Atlantic]
Shut up and sit down you big, bald fu*k.
Turkish has been caught red-handed.
So that's where you keep the sugar.
What brings you two here? Run out of pants to sniff?
Bullet-Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones) is introduced to Hands.
So what should I call you? Should I call you, uh, Bullet, uh, tooth...
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Mullet had this coming. A little chat with Bullet-Tooth Tony in his own inimitable style.
Comfortable, Mullet? Seems sadly ironic it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. Well, you take all the time you want, mate.
What the fu*k you doin', Tone?
I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing you peen-arse?
Slow down, Tone.
You been using dog sh*t for toothpaste, Mullet?
Brick Top is putting his plan into action. But it doesn't stop the inter-gang rivalry.
Do you know when you're going down?
Course he knows when he's going down.
Oi, Fu*kface. Who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Fu*kface. I like that one, Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off your Mum.