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American Pie: The Wedding
© 2003 Universal Pictures
It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends to celebrate the happy occasion. But being the American Pie franchise, we can't expect smooth sailing on this particular voyage of discovery.
ADDED: | CLIPS: 6
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT!
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Clip 1 |
Steve Stifler has such a way with words… |
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Stifler |
It's on like Donkey Kong, bi-atch! |
Clip 2 |
Stifler is really looking forward to Jim's forthcoming nuptials. And for all of the wrong reasons! |
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Stifler |
I'm preparing for the festivities. It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch Fu*ker. 'Cos I'm gonna hang out with my wang and. And I'm gonna rock out with my c*ck out! |
Clip 3 |
The boys are on a mission to commission a wedding dress from the greatest designer in the USA. |
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Finch |
Now, Jim. Let me handle this. These are my people. |
Stifler |
They're gay? |
Finch |
No, you bleeding imbecile. They have style. They're cultured. They're sophisticated. |
Stifler |
So, they're gay. |
Clip 4 |
Stifler believes that the woman waiting in a secluded closet for him is Cadence. It's not. It's actually Jim's grandmother. |
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Stifler |
Oh, baby. I'm so ready for this. Now your body's not quite what I was expecting but that's okay. The Stifman digs what's underneath. Oh, you... are so beautiful. Oh. I just wanna... |
[The closet door is pulled open, casting light on the situation and revealing that the woman STIFLER has been making out with is, in fact, JIM'S ELDERLY GRANDMOTHER] |
Finch |
Uurgh. Stifler! Granny? |
Stifler |
Granny? |
Grandmother |
Focus, FOCUS! |
Stifler |
It's...not what it looks like. SHUT THE FU*KING DOOR! |
Finch |
You got it, champ |
Clip 5 |
Another classic on-liner from the Stifmeister. |
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Stifler |
Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake! |
Clip 6 |
The best way to impress your future in-laws is NOT to host a party involving sex-workers and dominatrices. |
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Fraulein Brandi |
Who let this boy out of the closet? You're all in for harsh punishment now. |
Mary Flaherty |
Don't you touch him. He's been hurt. |
Fraulein Brandi |
No. THIS is hurt. |
Jim |
Ow! |
Harold Flaherty |
You can't do that. |
Fraulein Brandi |
[Hitting HAROLD with a whip] |
Silence, fu*ker! |
Harold Flaherty |
Ow. |
Fraulein Brandi |
Oh, you LIKE it! |
[She whips him again] |
Harold Flaherty |
Ohhhhhh! |
Mary Flaherty |
Harold! What's gotten into you? |
Harold Flaherty |
I meant ow! |
