The Inbetweeners | Season 1
© 2008 Bwark Productions
This hilarious show, which spawned three series and two movies, is still as fresh and funny today as when it was first broadcast. You'll be watching some scenes through your fingers but you'll laugh until your stomach aches! Join Jay, Neil, Simon and Will on a journey to adulthood.
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Clip 1 S01 E01: "First Day" |
The boys are deliberating over going to the pub even though they're underage. |
Simon |
If we don't get served, I will be humiliated in front of the girl I've lusted after since she was eight. |
Neil |
You fancy eight-year-olds? |
Simon |
No Neil. Our families were friends. We were both eight. |
Neil |
Yeah but you still fancied an eight-year-old. |
Jay |
Come on. I've got I.D. We'll be fine. You coming then, new boy? |
Will |
I do have a name. |
Jay |
Sorry. You coming then, Briefcase Mong? |
Clip 2 S01 E01: "First Day" |
It's Will's first day at Rudge Park Comprehensive and the sadistic Mr. Gilbert has forced him to wear a name badge, much to the amusement of his peers and subordinates. |
Schoolboy |
Ooh, I'm Will. |
Will |
Yep. Thanks very much. |
Schoolboy |
Ooh, hello Will! |
Will |
Yes. Very nice. Thank you. |
Schoolboy |
Nice badge, d*ckhead. |
Will |
Lovely. Fantastic. You must be what... year eight? |
Schoolboy |
Ooh, I'm Will. I've got a spakka badge. |
Will |
Spakka? Super. That's not even on the badge, so... |
Schoolboy |
Briefcase wa*ker. |
Will |
A baggage-themed insult. Thanks, Mum. Thanks a bunch. |
Clip 3 S01 E02: "Bunk Off" |
The boys have bunked off school and spent the day drinking at Neil's house. They're discovered by Neil's father. Sadly, Will's drinking has lowered his inhibitions. |
Kevin Sutherland |
Jay, there is always trouble when you're around but Will, I'm especially surprised at you. I'm so sorry, Steve. |
Will |
Oh, p*ss off! |
Kevin Sutherland |
What? Don't talk to me like that in my own house. |
Will |
Oh, I'm so sorry. My manners. P*ss off... please! |
Kevin Sutherland |
I've had enough of your lip. |
Will |
Oh you'd like my lip, wouldn't you? Right round your bell-end. If Mister Chippy doesn't get there first. What's he going to knock up? A closet for you to hide in? You... bum-der! |
Will |
Oh you'd like my lip, wouldn't you? Right round your bell-end. If Mister Chippy doesn't get there first. What's he going to knock up? A closet for you to hide in? You... bum-der! |
Clip 4 S01 E02: "Bunk Off" |
Will has managed to procure some alcohol from a local off-licence. Much to the despair of the others, he's procured Drambuie and an inordinate amount of crisps. |
Jay |
What the fu*k's this? |
Will |
Drambuie? |
Neil |
What's Drambuie? |
Will |
Sort of a whisky-based liqueur? |
Neil |
What's a liqueur? |
Jay |
It's what benders drink. |
Neil |
Well, why have we got that, then? |
Simon |
'Cos we're heading back to yours and it's your Dad's favourite drink? |
Neil |
Oi, my Dad's not bent. |
Simon |
He is a bit, though. |
Neil |
He's fu*king NOT! |
Jay |
Right. Let's look at the evidence. One, your Mum left him because he LOVES c*ck. |
Neil |
That's not true. She was in a difficult place. |
Will |
In bed with a bender. Your Dad. Who is a bender. |
Jay |
Two, he wears tight denim shorts to do the gardening. |
Simon |
And the only night he goes out all week is Wednesday. And that's to play Badminton. |
Clip 5 S01 E02: "Bunk Off" |
It's a typical conversation between Will and Jay whilst the others look on in abject amusement. |
Will |
People don't get fingered for a bet, Jay. With the possible exception of your sister. |
Jay |
Take that back. |
Will |
Actually, I do take it back. Your Mum on the other hand... she'd probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits! |
Clip 6 S01 E02: "Bunk Off" |
Jay reassures Will that alcohol is the answer to attracting women in his own unique style. |
Jay |
Right. Vodka, whisky and a load of crème-de-menthe. When she sees you after this she'll be frothing at the gash. |
Clip 7 S01 E02: "Bunk Off" |
Jay has once again overestimated the allure of he and his friends to members of the opposite sex. |
Neil |
Right. So what's the plan? |
Jay |
We don't need a plan. We go in there, buy some drinks and then wait for the gash to form an orderly queue. |
Will |
Sorry. Did he actually say 'gash'? |
Clip 8 S01 E03: "Thorpe Park" |
Simon is taking his driving test and suddenly the boys can make plans beyond their wildest dreams. |
Will |
This is perfect. Simon passes his test, drives us to Thorpe Park, Neil gets us freebies and I get to ride - |
Jay |
A man's c*ck in the bushes? |
Will |
- Nemesis Inferno. |
Clip 9 S01 E03: "Thorpe Park" |
Simon is having a driving lesson observed (with great amusement) by the other four lads. |
Driving Instructor |
Little bit more... |
Simon |
I'm just not great at parallel parking. |
[He stalls the car] |
Bollocks. |
[The other lads are watching this spectacle with great amusement] |
Shut up! |
Jay |
[Pretending to speak on the phone] |
Si, it's me Nan. She wants to know if you want some help parking. |
Driving Instructor |
Steady on, boys. It's not easy for Simon. Okay, let's try again. |
[SIMON re-starts the engine and promptly reverses into the parked car behind] |
Simon |
Ohhhh... sh*t! |
Driving Instructor |
Um, right, um... okay, off we go. Simon, into first. |
Simon |
Shouldn't you leave a note? |
Driving Instructor |
No. We're driving off. Quickly now. Drive. Drive! |
Clip 10 S01 E04: "Will Gets a Girlfriend" |
The boys are at a house party when a man suddenly bids farewell to Jay and the mockery starts. |
Jay's Friend |
Jay? I'm off mate. See you soon. |
Jay |
Aright then, mate. |
Simon |
Who was that? |
Jay |
Just a friend. |
Neil |
You made a new friend? |
Will |
Ooh, a friend? Since when have you had other friends? Ooh, friend! |
Jay |
I knew him from when we was doing trials at West Ham. He's moved into the area. He's just some guy. |
Will |
Some guy? |
Simon |
Oh, he's just some guy. |
Will |
Oh, he's just some guy. That's all it is. |
Simon |
Just a friend from when Jay had trials at West Ham that never happened. |
Will |
Don't forget the thumbs-up. |
Neil |
Ooh, friend. |
[The mockery continues] |
Clip 11 S01 E05: "Caravan Club" |
Following an altercation in the sixth-form lounge with Donovan, McKenzie has been tied to a chair with a dustbin upturned over his head. He's found in this predicament by Mr. Gilbert. |
Mr. Gilbert |
Cooper? Sutherland? Cartwright? And who have we under here? |
Will |
McKenzie, Sir. |
Mr. Gilbert |
And let me guess. No-one saw how this happened. I suppose you tripped. |
Will |
No, Sir. What happened, Sir - |
Mr. Gilbert |
Sorry, McKenzie. You're not about to grass are you? |
Will |
Sir? |
Mr. Gilbert |
If there's one thing no-one likes, it's a grass. So I will ask you how this happened and you will reply 'I tripped.' |
Will |
But, Sir... if no-one reported crimes, the justice system would collapse. |
Mr. Gilbert |
I'll ask you again. How did this happen? |
Will |
I tripped. |
Mr. Gilbert |
[Tuts] Clumsy. |
Clip 12 S01 E05: "Caravan Club" |
The boys have descended on a caravan park which Jay has promised them is a hotbed of sexual promiscuity. Their stay starts with a meal in the cramped caravan of Jay's parents. |
Mrs. Cartwright |
There you go, boys. Some lovely salad to go with your sausages. |
Will |
Thanks, Mrs. Cartwright. |
Mrs. Cartwright |
It's my pleasure. |
[Some un-Godly noises are coming from the toilet of the caravan, the source of which is clearly TERRY CARTWRIGHT taking a sh*t] |
Will |
This is really delicious, Mrs. Cartwright. |
Neil |
Cool, crisps! Have you got any ketchup? |
[The flush is heard and the toilet door opens, unleashing a deeply unpleasant and acrid smell into the caravan] |
Will |
Jesus Christ. My eyes are burning! |
Terry |
All right, boys? |
Clip 13 S01 E05: "Caravan Club" |
On their way home from a disastrous camping trip, the realisation dawns that Neil has had sex on the back seat of Simon's car and left… evidence of this fact behind. |
Jay |
Who was she, then? |
Neil |
Some sort of punky red-head. She was nice. |
Will |
She was mine! Oh, God. |
Simon |
Oh, sh*t. We can't stay here. |
Jay |
Well I'm not getting back in the Spunkmobile. |
Simon |
Clean it up, Neil. |
Neil |
Why? |
Simon |
Because you have spunked on my seats! |