Film Funnies | The Boys (2019) Season 1

The Boys | Season 1

Not all superheroes are super. Some of them are downright corrupt. And what's standing in the way of their evil plans? A motley crew of vigilantes. That's who.

ADDED: 24 September, 2024 | CLIPS: 6

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Clip 1

S01 E01: "The Name of the Game"

Robin isn't particularly good at speaking in code when it comes to sex. She won't have heard of "Netflix and chill" but she THINKS she knows what "laying cable" means.

Robin

Excuse me, sir? Hi. I'd like to make an appointment for you to come over and... lay some cable.

Jack Quaid

Okay. Uh... oh, Robin. Oh, dear, dear, Robin. Um, that doesn't mean what you think it means.

Robin

Um, "laying cable" means sex.

Jack Quaid

No, "laying pipe" means sex. "Laying cable" means you want me to come over to your house and just take a big, old sh*t.

Robin

[Chuckles]

Clip 2

S01 E01: "The Name of the Game"

There are simpler, quicker ways of calling someone a c*nt. But Billy Butcher wouldn't be Billy Butcher if he wasn't playing it for laughs.

Billy Butcher

This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the fu*king red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, what the fu*k. Or... you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill and quit being a c*nt.

Jack Quaid

Which pill do you want me to take?

Billy Butcher

Just quit being a c*nt. That's what I'm saying.

Clip 3

S01 E01: "The Name of the Game"

Billy Butcher is about to meet his match in Translucent. Which isn't surprising because it can't be easy fighting an opponent you can't see.

Billy Butcher

Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible c*nt.

[BILLY BUTCHER and TRANSLUCENT start fighting]

Clip 4

S01 E02: "Cherry"

Jack, Billy and Frenchie are holding Tranlucent hostage in an abandoned diner. Jack's a little worried about their plans for the see-through bastard.

Jack Quaid

You're gonna kill him?

Billy Butcher

We didn't bring him here for a fu*king Happy Meal.

Clip 5

S01 E02: "Cherry"

The Deep has been caught out by Homelander. The conversation is over. And if it wasn't, this sentence would certainly have brought it to a grinding halt!

Homelander

Now go fu*k Shamu in the blowhole.

Clip 6

S01 E02: "Cherry"

Translucent is still being an awkward hostage. But that's okay, because Billy has an idea. He needs to pop out, which means that Frenchie and Jack will be left alone to guard the invisible superhero.

Billy Butcher

Frenchie, back later.

Frenchie

Where are you going?

Billy Butcher

Got an idea. Long shot, might help.

Frenchie

Now?

Billy Butcher

Yeah, well, it's all under control here, isn't it? Try not to bugger each other.

6 MP3 Audio clips from Season 1 of The Boys (2019)

Not all superheroes are super. Some of them are downright corrupt. And what's standing in the way of their evil plans? A motley crew of vigilantes. That's who.