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The Simpsons | Season 13
© 1989 Gracie Films / 20th Television Animation
Starting out in 1987 as a segment on the Tracey Ullman Show and going independent in 1990, The Simpsons is now a global phenomenon, following the lives of a dysfunctional family from Springfield comprising Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Running for 34 seasons and the same number of years, it's a positive goldmine of comedy which we're very proud to (finally) commence work on.
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Clip 1 S13 E01: "Treehouse of Horror XII" |
For the record, immigrants bring more to a country than communicable diseases. They bring apples and babies, too! |
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Homer Simpson |
Ah, Ethnictown, where hardworking immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans. |
Marge Simpson |
Oh, listen, you can hear the beautiful ethnic serenade. |
Man |
Apples! I got apples. |
Woman |
Cholera! I got cholera! |
[Coughs] |
Man |
Babies! Who wants babies? |
Clip 2 S13 E01: "Treehouse of Horror XII" |
Marge has fallen victim to a gypsy curse and has woken up with a beard that Brian Blessed would be proud of. Perhaps her family won't notice. Or... |
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Marge Simpson |
Morning! |
[The whole family scream at the sight of MARGE] |
[Groans] |
So, it is noticeable. |
Lisa Simpson |
What happened? |
Marge Simpson |
I don't know. I woke up like this. |
Bart Simpson |
Oh, cool! You could be in a freak show! |
Homer Simpson |
Don't talk to the bearded lady like that, you little... |
[HOMER strangles BART] |
Clip 3 S13 E01: "Treehouse of Horror XII" |
I've never been to a gypsy wedding. In my experience, they tend to end in a lot of violence. And at my age, I just can't be bothered with violence any more. |
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Marge Simpson |
The best thing about a gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here. |
Clip 4 S13 E01: "Treehouse of Horror XII" |
The Simpsons' new automated house is voiced by Pierce Brosnan. So he's charming. But dangerous. And filthy. As Marge is about to find out. |
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Marge Simpson |
Hello, police? I think my house killed my husband. |
Brosnan |
This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath. |
